2006
There are so many things I'm unsure of, but I just want to get this done. It's been rotting in my files for too long. Besides, for some reason I want to move on to the 2005 article. :))))))))) I'll definitely ask my Japanese-knowing friend about this, but in the meantime, do check this out.
DUET2006
愛の嵐
Arashi's Love
バレンタインデー〉ホワイトデーにちなんで、嵐に、恋愛に関する１５の質問をぶつけてみました。基礎的なことからマニアックなものまで。メンバーの好みもわかっちゃうかも！
With Valentine's Day being associated with White Day, we tried to hit Arashi with 15 questions related to their emotions. From the basic matters to the maniacal ones. The members' preferences will also be known!
MASAKI AIBA
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
あんまよく覚えてないけど、保育園のころで、相手は近所に住んでたコ。保育園のお昼寝のときにいっしょに寝てた気がするんだけど、オレの妄想だったかもしれない（笑）。
I can't properly remember it that much, but it was around when I was in Nursery, and my partner was a kid who lived in the neighborhood. I'm guessing we'd sleep together during the afternoon nap in the nursery, but perhaps it was just a delusion of mine (laughs).
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the girl you like?
小学生のころ、スカートめくりとかしてたけど、好きなコのはめくれなかったなぁ。意識すると、かえって近づけないタイプかも。
When I was an elementary school student, I'd flip skirts and stuff, but I never did it to the person I liked. When she's aware of me, I'm the type who won't come close all the more.
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
ゴハンをこばしたり、飲み物を倒しちゃったり。たまに、そういうコいるじゃない？それが彼女だったら、ちょっと困るよね。
Things like refusing meals and not paying for drinks. Once in a while, aren't there girls as such? If that was my girlfriend, I'd be so bothered.
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
あまりしないと思う。自分もあまり縛られるのは好きじゃないし。かと言って、ほっとかれすぎても、アレ？って。そのへんの感覚が合う人がいい。
I think I don't do it that much. I don't like being so bound as well. On the other hand, if I'm left alone too much, I'd say, "Eh?" I prefer people who'll match my feelings.
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
状況によって、あいまいなんじゃないかと思う。
It depends on the circumstances, so I think it's an unclear matter.
彼女との待ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
困っちゃうよね～。近くの店に入って、連絡が来るまで待つんじゃないかな？友だちと食事するときとか、早く着いた場合もそうしてる。
I'd be very worried~. I'll enter a nearby establishment, and I guess I'll wait until a phone call arrives? When I eat out with my friends and all, I'll do the same thing if I arrive early.
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
ありますよ。そんなにパッと切り替えられるもんじゃないよね。まわりと時間が解決してくれる。
I have. I never suddenly find a replacement for someone. I find a resolution to it when time passes.
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with a girlfriend?
音信不通だったら、１日でも心配なんじゃない？何してるか把握してるんであれば、２～３日？
When it comes to not hearing from her, wouldn't it be a cause of concern even if it's just one day? If I've caught on as to what she's been doing, 2 to 3 days?
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
何回か声かけるけど、本当に眠そうだったら、しょうがないよね。運転中は、ラジオが恋人（笑）。
I'll call out to her a few times, but if she looks really sleepy, there's nothing I can do about it. While driving, the radio will be my sweetheart (laughs).
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
ホッケ。最近好きなの（笑）。ってゆーのは冗談で、なんでもいいよ。手際がいいとうれしいよね。
Hokke. It's something that I like nowadays (laughs). Just kidding. Anything will do. If she's good at it then I'll be pleased..
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
万愽！え、終わっちゃった？行きたかった～。
World Fair! Eh, it's finished? I wanted to go~.
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
ジャンケンするしかないよね（笑）。
There's no other choice but to play janken for it (laughs).
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or will you pay a portion of it?
それはこっちが出すでしょう。デートとかでない場合なら、人それぞれというか...。相手が目上の人だったら、ごちそうになります。
I guess it will go this way. If it's in a situation that's not a date or anything, every person pays, or rather.... If my companion is a senpai, I will be the one to treat them.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
なんだろ？（"いまのボケ、よかった"じゃないの？by松潤）いや、ふつうに"おつかれさま"とか、そんな感じかなぁ。わっかんないやぁ。
I wonder what it could be? (Isn't it "Thank goodness for your silliness right now,"? by Matsujun) No, normally it's something like, "Thank you so much," I guess it's that sort of impression.
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
同じ趣味を持つ人、尊敬できる人、いいコがいい！
It would be great if the person has the same preferences as me, is someone I can respect, and is nice!
SHO SAKURAI
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
中２のときで、相手はハンガリー人。始まりが日本人じゃないことに大きな問題があるよね（笑）。とにかくかわいかった。食事もノドを通らないってのは、それが初めて。
When I was in second year of junior high, my partner was a Hungarian. In the beginning, the big problem was that she wasn't Japanese (laughs). In any case, she was cute. That was the first time that I didn't even eat because of someone.
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the person you like?
無意識に見ちゃう。食事してるのをじっと見たり。
I subconsciously look at them. I stare at them and stuff when we're eating.
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
言葉づかいが汚いとか、音をたててメシ食うとか。
Things like dirty speech, and making sounds while eating.
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
しない。そんなのつまんないじゃん。
I'm not. Isn't that sort of thing boring?
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
彼女がほかの男と会おうが、食事しようが、気にしないと思うけど。でも、そういう行為を相手が隠してたら、それは浮気になるんじゃないかな？
I think if the girlfriend meets up with another guy, if they go out to eat, I wouldn't worry. However, if the partner keeps such an act a secret, wouldn't I think that they're having an affair?
彼女との持ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
３０分。オレ、何もしなくても人を待てるんだよ。音楽を聴きながら、３０分くらいボーッとしてるんじゃない？むしろ、ひとりで店に入ったりするほうが好きじゃない。
30 minutes. I wait for people without even doing anything. While listening to music, don't I do nothing for about 30 minutes? I don't want to go into a store instead by myself even more.
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
ないねぇ。でもさ、失恋も失恋で、悪くなっかたりするじゃん。その人に費やしてた時間を、ほかのことに使えるし。
I haven't. But you know, even if the heart gets broken, disappointed love isn't a bad thing. The time that you devoted on that person will serve some other purpose.
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with the girlfriend?
２日ぐらいかな。
I guess about 2 days.
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
寝かすんじゃない？カーステも切る。べつに、隣で寝てても気にならないし、眠くもならない。
Isn't it that I'll let her sleep? I'll turn the car stereo off, too. I particularly won't mind if she does something like lay on her side next to me, and even if she can't help but sleep.
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
なんでもいい。和食を作れたらカッコいいと思う。
Anything's fine. I think it would be stylish if she makes a Japanese-style meal.
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
ふつうに食事して、映画見てって感じ？あんまり思い浮かばないよ～（笑）。べつに、特別なところに行かなくてもいいけどね。
Isn't the usual expectation going out to eat and watching a movie? It doesn't occur very much, you know (laughs). It's fine even if we don't go to special places.
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
どっちでもない第三道を探る。映画と遊園地だったら...じゃ、海に行く？みたいな。どちらもふまえない感じ（笑）。
We'll look for a third course that isn't either of out initial choices. It's like, if it's between the movies and an amusement park...then, well go to the beach? It won't be based on both of our choices (laughs).
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or does it will you pay a portion of it?
おごられるはないだろ（笑）。全額持つでしょ。
I probably won't be the one who'll be treated (laughs). I guess I'll pay for everything.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
とくに何も言わないのがグッとくるかも（笑）。あ、でもね、名前の呼び方が変わるとドキッとするよね。何がきっかけで？みたいな（笑）。
It's possible that there will be more instances when we're not particularly saying anything (laughs). Ah, but I'll be surprised when the way she calls my name changes. I'll be like, what are you up to? (laughs)
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
うれしい、楽しい、大好き！（笑）自分も言われたらうれしいもん。いっしょにいてうれしい。いっしょにいて楽しい。いっしょにいて大好き <3
Cheerful, fun and lovable! (laughs) It would be pleasant for me to be told those as well. You're delightful to be with. You're fun to be with. I really like being with you. <3
KAZUNARI NINOMIYA
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
初恋っていつだったか覚えてないけど、たぶん小学生だったんじゃないか、と思う。その程度。
I can't remember when I had my first love, but I think it was probably when I was an elementary school student. It's that standard.
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the person you like?
なし。"好きだから"って理由で、つい同じパターンを繰り返すってことはない。
None. The reason is that when I say, "Because I like you," and repeat the same pattern, it's not unintentional.
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
ない。１対１とかじゃないければ、ほかの男の人とメシ食ってもいいし、合コン行ってもいいよ。１対１の場合でも、オレに隠れてじゃなければ、べつにいい。
None. When it's not just her and one other person, it's alright if she does things like go out to eat with other guys and attend a joint party. In the case of her being alone with someone else, if she doesn't hide it from me, then it's perfectly fine.
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
しない！"束縛"がちょっとマイナスな言葉に聞こえ始めてから、束縛するのが嫌いになった。でも、もしかしたら相手にとっちゃオレとつき合うこと自体が"束縛"になるかもしれないど...（深い）。
I don't! I'm starting to hear the slightly negative word "restraints" so I hate the idea of giving restraints. However, by any chance, the partner going steady with me might become "restrictive"... (thinks deeply).
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
相手が「ゴメンナサイ」って謝ってきたら浮気。*
Infidelity is when the partner apologizes and says, "I'm sorry." *
彼女との持ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
自分があきるまで何分でも待てるんじゃない？けど、じつはオレ、女のコと待ち合わせをしたことって、一度もないんだよね。きっとこれからも死ぬまで待ち合わせすることはないと思う（断言！）。
Won't I wait no matter how many minutes until I've had enough? But to tell you the truth, I've never arranged to meet up with girls even once. I think from now on I won't be doing it ever as well. (assertion!).
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
別れることは失恋とは限らないから、失恋はない。オレ、ギター弾けるからモテんのよ（ニヤリ）。２２年生きてきて、フラれた経験がないから対処法は想像だけど、髮を切ったりして自分の状況を変えるのは、ひとつのテだと思う。
It's not limited to separations and unrequited love, so I've never had my heart broken. Because I play the guitar, I'm well-liked (broadly grins). I haven't experienced being dumped in my 22 years of existence, so my coping method is a supposition. I think that one way is to change my circumstances and cut my hair.
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with the girlfriend?
１日かな。連絡は毎日とったほうがいい。
One day I guess. It would be better to get in touch everyday.
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
寝かすんじゃないかな。オレはふだん助手席専門で、車の中であまり寝ない人だけど、隣で寝られても、べつに全然気にならないと思う。
I'll let her sleep. I'm usually the expert when it comes to the passenger seat, and I'm someone who doesn't sleep that much in vehicles, but even if my neighbor falls asleep, I think that I won't mind it at all.
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
作ってくれるなら、なんでも食べますよ！
She'll make it for me, so I'll eat anything!
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
家デでいっしょにボーッとしたい。外でデートするの、もともとあんまり好きじゃないんで（笑）。
I want to have a date at home and do nothing together. From the start, I've never liked having dates outside (laughs).
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
デートしない（笑）。
I won't go on the date (laughs).
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or will you pay a portion of it?
おごるよ。
I'll give the treat.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
言葉より行動で気持ちを示してくれたほうがうれしい。「好きだよ」とか言われたら、うれしいんだろうけど、言葉はあくまでもサイドメニューなんで。
I'd be happier if she showed her feelings through actions rather than words. I'd probably be pleased if I was told things like, "I like you," but it's because words are, to the utmost, the side menu.
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
オレの味方であれば、それだけでいい。
If the person is on my side, that alone is enough.
JUN MATSUMOTO
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
小学校４、５年のころ、児童館でふたりで遊んだ記憶がある。児童館っってのが、かわいいでしょ。
I have memories of being in elementary school, when I was in 4th or 5th grade, and the two of us would play in the children's hall. The children's hall was charming.
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the person you like?
気をつかったり、ウンをつくのがあまり好きじゃないから、もしかたら言わなくてもいいことや、傷つくかなってことでも、自分が思ったらつい言ってしまう。それで失敗することも多い（笑）。
I do things like pay attention to their needs, and since I don't like it that much to use luck, matters that are perhaps alright for me not to mention, or even if it's the subject of bearing with having my feelings hurt, if I think of them I'll end up speaking my mind. Because of that, I make a lot of mistakes (laughs).
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
「花より男子」に出てくる言葉で、"「私なんか」って自分を下げるんじゃなくて「私でも！」って言葉をつかおうよ"、というのがあったの。それ、スゲェいいなと思ったから、言ってほしくない言葉は「私なんか」。 **
We had it as a line that comes out in "Hana Yori Dango," and the scene goes, 'Instead of lowering herself by saying, "Someone like me," she uses the words, "But it's me!" instead.' I think it's incredibly odd so I don't want her to say the words, "Someone like me." **
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
縛らなくはない。でも、必要最低限のことがわかっていれば、相手が何をしていようと気にならない。
I don't give restraints. However, when I discover what the the minimum requirement is, I won't be bothered regardless of what the partner does.
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
気持ちが動いたら。もしくは、当人が"浮気"と思ったら浮気。
When our feelings waver. Or, if I think that the said person is "fooling around," it's unfaithfulness.
彼女との持ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
オレ、フツーに１時間くらい待てるな。この間、友だちに１時間半くらい待たされたけど、街をブラブラしなからずっと待ってた。ただし、現れたら「おせーよ！」って、ひとこと文句は言うけどね（笑）。 ***
I normally wait for around an hour. The other day, I waited for my friends for about an hour, but I waited the whole time while wandering in the streets. However, when they appeared, the one-word complaint that I said was, "You took so long!" ***
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
大失恋がどうかはわからないけど、失恋はフツーにある。対処法は...時間をかけるしかないかな。失恋を引きずるのはつらいけど、傷が大きい分、そのコが好きだったってことだしさ。
I don't know how it would be to have a massive failure in love, but I usually experience unrequited love. As for the coping method...I suppose I have no choice but to take my time. Though it's painful to prolong unrequited love, the wounds are a big part of having loved that person.
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with the girlfriend?
１日かな。理由があれば何日でもあり得れけど。
One day. But if there's a reason for it then it's likely to be for no matter how many days.
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
寝かせる。横で寝られても平気だよ。疲れてるんだろうなって思う。男でも許すもん。
I'll let her sleep. I wouldn't mind even if she lied down. I'll suppose that it's because she's probably worn out. I allow even guys to do that.
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
なんでもいいよ。あー、ソバとか打ってほしい（笑）。このリクエストにすぐ対応できたらスゴイよね。
Anything's fine. Aah, I want her to try making me soba (laughs). It would be amazing if she's able to correspond to this request
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
あったかい飲み物持ってぶらぶら街を歩きたい。
I want to bring warm drinks and aimlessly take a walk in the streets.
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
ジャンケン。負けたらどこであるうと、つき合うよ。
Play janken. If I lose, I'll go with her anywhere.
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or will you pay for a portion of it?
基本的に割りカンが好きかな。
Basically I like taking a percentage of the expenses.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
好きなコなら、どんな言葉でもうれしいと思うよ。
If it's a person I like, I think I'll be happy with whatever she says to me.
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
魅力的であること、自分の世界を持ってる人、オレが好きになれる人！
Has charm, a person who has their own world, and someone who'll come to like me!
SATOSHI OHNO
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
小５のとき、"初恋だ"って思ったとたん、そのコがすぐ転校して行っちゃって、アレレッ（笑）。
When I was in fifth grade, just when I planned to tell her, "You were my first love," that girl soon went to change schools, my goodness (laughs).
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the person you like?
ついついぐねぐねスキンシップ。
I subconsciously touch them.
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
誰かの悪口。口に出しちゃいけないことだと思う。
Someone's insults. I think that they shouldn't be expressed.
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
しない。でも、自分が束縛されるはる構わない。
I don't do that. However, it doesn't matter if I'm the one who's given restrictions.
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
ほかの異性とふたりっきりで会って、手をつないだりしちゃったら。「手をつなぎたい」って、そういう気持ちが芽生えたら、もう浮気。
When someone meets up with just them and someone of the opposite sex and they hold hands. When the feeling of having said, "I want to hold hands," comes up, it's already infidelity.
彼女との持ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
すぐ帰る（笑）。でもケータイもつながらないようじゃ、何かあったのかなって心配になるよね...。じゃ、ケータイがつながらないときは３０分待つ。
I'll go home right away (laughs). But despite having a cellphone, I'll be worried about what had happened to her.... Well then, if she doesn't contact me on my cellphone, I'll wait for 30 minutes.
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
おたがい好き好き同士で離れたことはある。これも失恋だよね。対処法なんてないよ。時が自然に癒してくれるのをじっと待つだけ。そのときは完治するまで１年くらいかかったけどね（笑）。
I went away because a comrade and I liked the same person. It's disappointed love, too, right? I don't have anything like a coping method. I just patiently wait for time to naturally heal me. But at that time it took about a year before I made a complete recovery (laughs).
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with your girlfriend?
たぶん１週間くらい平気。でも、３日くらいで「何かあったんじゃねーか」って心配になるかも。
I probably wouldn't mind if it's around a week. However, in about 3 days I'll worry and ask, "What've you been up to?"
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
寝てくれ！安心しきってるのかなって思うから、それはうれしいことだよ。免許持ってないけど（笑）。
I'll let her sleep! I suppose that it's something pleasant that will keep her peace of mind intact. But I don't have a license (laughs).
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
べつになんでもいいけど、女の人って、男の人に「なんでもいい」とか言われると、困るんでしょ？だから、いまの気分で、ビールに合うもの！
Anything's fine, but when guys say, "Anything's fine," don't women get stumped? That's why with my mood right now, something that's good with beer!
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
買い物して、メシ食べって、終わり。そんなごくフツーのデートがしたい。
We'll go shopping, eat, and end it. I want to go on that sort of very ordinary date.
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
彼女のしたいこと優先。オレのはいつでもいいから、譲りますよ（笑）。平和がいちばん。
What the girlfriend wants to do will be the priority. I'm fine whenever so I'll let her make the plans (laughs). Peacefulness is the best.
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or will you pay for a portion of it?
どちらかといえば割りカン派。必ず男がおごらなきゃいけないとが思ってない。さっき、お茶は彼女が出してくれたから、メシはオレが、って感じで。
If I have to say it, I'll pay for a portion of the expenses. I don't think that it's the guy who has to necessarily give the treat. Some time ago, I had a girlfriend who took me out to have tea, and so I said that I'd take care of the meal.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
「ホッとする」とか、そっち系の言葉かな。あ、オレといて癒されてんだぁ～って確認できると、あったかい気持ちになれるじゃない？
Remarks in the line of, "Be well," and stuff. Ah, when the person is able to affirm that I'm the one who will cure them, isn't it a warm feeling?
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
やさしくて、わがままじゃなくて、うーん...、思いやりのある人！
A person who's kind, not self-indulging, u~m..., and considerate!
* Nino means that when the partner apologizes for something she's done, it means that she's having an affair. Why apologize if you're really not doing anything wrong?
** I have noooo idea what this scene is in "Hana Yori Dango" so I'm pretty sure the translation is beyond terrible, but if you have any idea, pleeeeaaaasssee tell me. *bats eyelashes*
*** Jun's one-word complaint was "Osee yo!" which means "So slow!" but I translated it that way to sound more natural.
Thanks to 42detsune for the scans!!! <3 <3 <3
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愛の嵐
Arashi's Love
バレンタインデー〉ホワイトデーにちなんで、嵐に、恋愛に関する１５の質問をぶつけてみました。基礎的なことからマニアックなものまで。メンバーの好みもわかっちゃうかも！
With Valentine's Day being associated with White Day, we tried to hit Arashi with 15 questions related to their emotions. From the basic matters to the maniacal ones. The members' preferences will also be known!
MASAKI AIBA
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
あんまよく覚えてないけど、保育園のころで、相手は近所に住んでたコ。保育園のお昼寝のときにいっしょに寝てた気がするんだけど、オレの妄想だったかもしれない（笑）。
I can't properly remember it that much, but it was around when I was in Nursery, and my partner was a kid who lived in the neighborhood. I'm guessing we'd sleep together during the afternoon nap in the nursery, but perhaps it was just a delusion of mine (laughs).
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the girl you like?
小学生のころ、スカートめくりとかしてたけど、好きなコのはめくれなかったなぁ。意識すると、かえって近づけないタイプかも。
When I was an elementary school student, I'd flip skirts and stuff, but I never did it to the person I liked. When she's aware of me, I'm the type who won't come close all the more.
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
ゴハンをこばしたり、飲み物を倒しちゃったり。たまに、そういうコいるじゃない？それが彼女だったら、ちょっと困るよね。
Things like refusing meals and not paying for drinks. Once in a while, aren't there girls as such? If that was my girlfriend, I'd be so bothered.
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
あまりしないと思う。自分もあまり縛られるのは好きじゃないし。かと言って、ほっとかれすぎても、アレ？って。そのへんの感覚が合う人がいい。
I think I don't do it that much. I don't like being so bound as well. On the other hand, if I'm left alone too much, I'd say, "Eh?" I prefer people who'll match my feelings.
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
状況によって、あいまいなんじゃないかと思う。
It depends on the circumstances, so I think it's an unclear matter.
彼女との待ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
困っちゃうよね～。近くの店に入って、連絡が来るまで待つんじゃないかな？友だちと食事するときとか、早く着いた場合もそうしてる。
I'd be very worried~. I'll enter a nearby establishment, and I guess I'll wait until a phone call arrives? When I eat out with my friends and all, I'll do the same thing if I arrive early.
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
ありますよ。そんなにパッと切り替えられるもんじゃないよね。まわりと時間が解決してくれる。
I have. I never suddenly find a replacement for someone. I find a resolution to it when time passes.
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with a girlfriend?
音信不通だったら、１日でも心配なんじゃない？何してるか把握してるんであれば、２～３日？
When it comes to not hearing from her, wouldn't it be a cause of concern even if it's just one day? If I've caught on as to what she's been doing, 2 to 3 days?
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
何回か声かけるけど、本当に眠そうだったら、しょうがないよね。運転中は、ラジオが恋人（笑）。
I'll call out to her a few times, but if she looks really sleepy, there's nothing I can do about it. While driving, the radio will be my sweetheart (laughs).
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
ホッケ。最近好きなの（笑）。ってゆーのは冗談で、なんでもいいよ。手際がいいとうれしいよね。
Hokke. It's something that I like nowadays (laughs). Just kidding. Anything will do. If she's good at it then I'll be pleased..
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
万愽！え、終わっちゃった？行きたかった～。
World Fair! Eh, it's finished? I wanted to go~.
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
ジャンケンするしかないよね（笑）。
There's no other choice but to play janken for it (laughs).
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or will you pay a portion of it?
それはこっちが出すでしょう。デートとかでない場合なら、人それぞれというか...。相手が目上の人だったら、ごちそうになります。
I guess it will go this way. If it's in a situation that's not a date or anything, every person pays, or rather.... If my companion is a senpai, I will be the one to treat them.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
なんだろ？（"いまのボケ、よかった"じゃないの？by松潤）いや、ふつうに"おつかれさま"とか、そんな感じかなぁ。わっかんないやぁ。
I wonder what it could be? (Isn't it "Thank goodness for your silliness right now,"? by Matsujun) No, normally it's something like, "Thank you so much," I guess it's that sort of impression.
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
同じ趣味を持つ人、尊敬できる人、いいコがいい！
It would be great if the person has the same preferences as me, is someone I can respect, and is nice!
SHO SAKURAI
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
中２のときで、相手はハンガリー人。始まりが日本人じゃないことに大きな問題があるよね（笑）。とにかくかわいかった。食事もノドを通らないってのは、それが初めて。
When I was in second year of junior high, my partner was a Hungarian. In the beginning, the big problem was that she wasn't Japanese (laughs). In any case, she was cute. That was the first time that I didn't even eat because of someone.
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the person you like?
無意識に見ちゃう。食事してるのをじっと見たり。
I subconsciously look at them. I stare at them and stuff when we're eating.
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
言葉づかいが汚いとか、音をたててメシ食うとか。
Things like dirty speech, and making sounds while eating.
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
しない。そんなのつまんないじゃん。
I'm not. Isn't that sort of thing boring?
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
彼女がほかの男と会おうが、食事しようが、気にしないと思うけど。でも、そういう行為を相手が隠してたら、それは浮気になるんじゃないかな？
I think if the girlfriend meets up with another guy, if they go out to eat, I wouldn't worry. However, if the partner keeps such an act a secret, wouldn't I think that they're having an affair?
彼女との持ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
３０分。オレ、何もしなくても人を待てるんだよ。音楽を聴きながら、３０分くらいボーッとしてるんじゃない？むしろ、ひとりで店に入ったりするほうが好きじゃない。
30 minutes. I wait for people without even doing anything. While listening to music, don't I do nothing for about 30 minutes? I don't want to go into a store instead by myself even more.
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
ないねぇ。でもさ、失恋も失恋で、悪くなっかたりするじゃん。その人に費やしてた時間を、ほかのことに使えるし。
I haven't. But you know, even if the heart gets broken, disappointed love isn't a bad thing. The time that you devoted on that person will serve some other purpose.
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with the girlfriend?
２日ぐらいかな。
I guess about 2 days.
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
寝かすんじゃない？カーステも切る。べつに、隣で寝てても気にならないし、眠くもならない。
Isn't it that I'll let her sleep? I'll turn the car stereo off, too. I particularly won't mind if she does something like lay on her side next to me, and even if she can't help but sleep.
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
なんでもいい。和食を作れたらカッコいいと思う。
Anything's fine. I think it would be stylish if she makes a Japanese-style meal.
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
ふつうに食事して、映画見てって感じ？あんまり思い浮かばないよ～（笑）。べつに、特別なところに行かなくてもいいけどね。
Isn't the usual expectation going out to eat and watching a movie? It doesn't occur very much, you know (laughs). It's fine even if we don't go to special places.
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
どっちでもない第三道を探る。映画と遊園地だったら...じゃ、海に行く？みたいな。どちらもふまえない感じ（笑）。
We'll look for a third course that isn't either of out initial choices. It's like, if it's between the movies and an amusement park...then, well go to the beach? It won't be based on both of our choices (laughs).
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or does it will you pay a portion of it?
おごられるはないだろ（笑）。全額持つでしょ。
I probably won't be the one who'll be treated (laughs). I guess I'll pay for everything.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
とくに何も言わないのがグッとくるかも（笑）。あ、でもね、名前の呼び方が変わるとドキッとするよね。何がきっかけで？みたいな（笑）。
It's possible that there will be more instances when we're not particularly saying anything (laughs). Ah, but I'll be surprised when the way she calls my name changes. I'll be like, what are you up to? (laughs)
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
うれしい、楽しい、大好き！（笑）自分も言われたらうれしいもん。いっしょにいてうれしい。いっしょにいて楽しい。いっしょにいて大好き <3
Cheerful, fun and lovable! (laughs) It would be pleasant for me to be told those as well. You're delightful to be with. You're fun to be with. I really like being with you. <3
KAZUNARI NINOMIYA
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
初恋っていつだったか覚えてないけど、たぶん小学生だったんじゃないか、と思う。その程度。
I can't remember when I had my first love, but I think it was probably when I was an elementary school student. It's that standard.
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the person you like?
なし。"好きだから"って理由で、つい同じパターンを繰り返すってことはない。
None. The reason is that when I say, "Because I like you," and repeat the same pattern, it's not unintentional.
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
ない。１対１とかじゃないければ、ほかの男の人とメシ食ってもいいし、合コン行ってもいいよ。１対１の場合でも、オレに隠れてじゃなければ、べつにいい。
None. When it's not just her and one other person, it's alright if she does things like go out to eat with other guys and attend a joint party. In the case of her being alone with someone else, if she doesn't hide it from me, then it's perfectly fine.
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
しない！"束縛"がちょっとマイナスな言葉に聞こえ始めてから、束縛するのが嫌いになった。でも、もしかしたら相手にとっちゃオレとつき合うこと自体が"束縛"になるかもしれないど...（深い）。
I don't! I'm starting to hear the slightly negative word "restraints" so I hate the idea of giving restraints. However, by any chance, the partner going steady with me might become "restrictive"... (thinks deeply).
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
相手が「ゴメンナサイ」って謝ってきたら浮気。*
Infidelity is when the partner apologizes and says, "I'm sorry." *
彼女との持ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
自分があきるまで何分でも待てるんじゃない？けど、じつはオレ、女のコと待ち合わせをしたことって、一度もないんだよね。きっとこれからも死ぬまで待ち合わせすることはないと思う（断言！）。
Won't I wait no matter how many minutes until I've had enough? But to tell you the truth, I've never arranged to meet up with girls even once. I think from now on I won't be doing it ever as well. (assertion!).
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
別れることは失恋とは限らないから、失恋はない。オレ、ギター弾けるからモテんのよ（ニヤリ）。２２年生きてきて、フラれた経験がないから対処法は想像だけど、髮を切ったりして自分の状況を変えるのは、ひとつのテだと思う。
It's not limited to separations and unrequited love, so I've never had my heart broken. Because I play the guitar, I'm well-liked (broadly grins). I haven't experienced being dumped in my 22 years of existence, so my coping method is a supposition. I think that one way is to change my circumstances and cut my hair.
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with the girlfriend?
１日かな。連絡は毎日とったほうがいい。
One day I guess. It would be better to get in touch everyday.
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
寝かすんじゃないかな。オレはふだん助手席専門で、車の中であまり寝ない人だけど、隣で寝られても、べつに全然気にならないと思う。
I'll let her sleep. I'm usually the expert when it comes to the passenger seat, and I'm someone who doesn't sleep that much in vehicles, but even if my neighbor falls asleep, I think that I won't mind it at all.
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
作ってくれるなら、なんでも食べますよ！
She'll make it for me, so I'll eat anything!
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
家デでいっしょにボーッとしたい。外でデートするの、もともとあんまり好きじゃないんで（笑）。
I want to have a date at home and do nothing together. From the start, I've never liked having dates outside (laughs).
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
デートしない（笑）。
I won't go on the date (laughs).
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or will you pay a portion of it?
おごるよ。
I'll give the treat.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
言葉より行動で気持ちを示してくれたほうがうれしい。「好きだよ」とか言われたら、うれしいんだろうけど、言葉はあくまでもサイドメニューなんで。
I'd be happier if she showed her feelings through actions rather than words. I'd probably be pleased if I was told things like, "I like you," but it's because words are, to the utmost, the side menu.
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
オレの味方であれば、それだけでいい。
If the person is on my side, that alone is enough.
JUN MATSUMOTO
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
小学校４、５年のころ、児童館でふたりで遊んだ記憶がある。児童館っってのが、かわいいでしょ。
I have memories of being in elementary school, when I was in 4th or 5th grade, and the two of us would play in the children's hall. The children's hall was charming.
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the person you like?
気をつかったり、ウンをつくのがあまり好きじゃないから、もしかたら言わなくてもいいことや、傷つくかなってことでも、自分が思ったらつい言ってしまう。それで失敗することも多い（笑）。
I do things like pay attention to their needs, and since I don't like it that much to use luck, matters that are perhaps alright for me not to mention, or even if it's the subject of bearing with having my feelings hurt, if I think of them I'll end up speaking my mind. Because of that, I make a lot of mistakes (laughs).
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
「花より男子」に出てくる言葉で、"「私なんか」って自分を下げるんじゃなくて「私でも！」って言葉をつかおうよ"、というのがあったの。それ、スゲェいいなと思ったから、言ってほしくない言葉は「私なんか」。 **
We had it as a line that comes out in "Hana Yori Dango," and the scene goes, 'Instead of lowering herself by saying, "Someone like me," she uses the words, "But it's me!" instead.' I think it's incredibly odd so I don't want her to say the words, "Someone like me." **
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
縛らなくはない。でも、必要最低限のことがわかっていれば、相手が何をしていようと気にならない。
I don't give restraints. However, when I discover what the the minimum requirement is, I won't be bothered regardless of what the partner does.
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
気持ちが動いたら。もしくは、当人が"浮気"と思ったら浮気。
When our feelings waver. Or, if I think that the said person is "fooling around," it's unfaithfulness.
彼女との持ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
オレ、フツーに１時間くらい待てるな。この間、友だちに１時間半くらい待たされたけど、街をブラブラしなからずっと待ってた。ただし、現れたら「おせーよ！」って、ひとこと文句は言うけどね（笑）。 ***
I normally wait for around an hour. The other day, I waited for my friends for about an hour, but I waited the whole time while wandering in the streets. However, when they appeared, the one-word complaint that I said was, "You took so long!" ***
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
大失恋がどうかはわからないけど、失恋はフツーにある。対処法は...時間をかけるしかないかな。失恋を引きずるのはつらいけど、傷が大きい分、そのコが好きだったってことだしさ。
I don't know how it would be to have a massive failure in love, but I usually experience unrequited love. As for the coping method...I suppose I have no choice but to take my time. Though it's painful to prolong unrequited love, the wounds are a big part of having loved that person.
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with the girlfriend?
１日かな。理由があれば何日でもあり得れけど。
One day. But if there's a reason for it then it's likely to be for no matter how many days.
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
寝かせる。横で寝られても平気だよ。疲れてるんだろうなって思う。男でも許すもん。
I'll let her sleep. I wouldn't mind even if she lied down. I'll suppose that it's because she's probably worn out. I allow even guys to do that.
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
なんでもいいよ。あー、ソバとか打ってほしい（笑）。このリクエストにすぐ対応できたらスゴイよね。
Anything's fine. Aah, I want her to try making me soba (laughs). It would be amazing if she's able to correspond to this request
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
あったかい飲み物持ってぶらぶら街を歩きたい。
I want to bring warm drinks and aimlessly take a walk in the streets.
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
ジャンケン。負けたらどこであるうと、つき合うよ。
Play janken. If I lose, I'll go with her anywhere.
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or will you pay for a portion of it?
基本的に割りカンが好きかな。
Basically I like taking a percentage of the expenses.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
好きなコなら、どんな言葉でもうれしいと思うよ。
If it's a person I like, I think I'll be happy with whatever she says to me.
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
魅力的であること、自分の世界を持ってる人、オレが好きになれる人！
Has charm, a person who has their own world, and someone who'll come to like me!
SATOSHI OHNO
初恋の思い出を教えて！
Tell us of your first love memories!
小５のとき、"初恋だ"って思ったとたん、そのコがすぐ転校して行っちゃって、アレレッ（笑）。
When I was in fifth grade, just when I planned to tell her, "You were my first love," that girl soon went to change schools, my goodness (laughs).
好きなコについついしてしまうことって？
What's something you unintentionally do to the person you like?
ついついぐねぐねスキンシップ。
I subconsciously touch them.
女のコにしてほしくない言動は？
What speech and conduct don't you want a girl to have?
誰かの悪口。口に出しちゃいけないことだと思う。
Someone's insults. I think that they shouldn't be expressed.
あなたには束縛するタイプですか？
Are you the type to give restraints?
しない。でも、自分が束縛されるはる構わない。
I don't do that. However, it doesn't matter if I'm the one who's given restrictions.
浮気のボーダーラインって？
What's the borderline for infidelity?
ほかの異性とふたりっきりで会って、手をつないだりしちゃったら。「手をつなぎたい」って、そういう気持ちが芽生えたら、もう浮気。
When someone meets up with just them and someone of the opposite sex and they hold hands. When the feeling of having said, "I want to hold hands," comes up, it's already infidelity.
彼女との持ち合わせ。時間になっても彼女がやって来ません。ケータイもつながらない状態。どうじますか？何分待てますか？
You arrange to meet with the girlfriend. Time passes and she still doesn't turn up. The situation is that she doesn't even call you on the cellphone. What do you do? How many minutes will you be able to wait for her?
すぐ帰る（笑）。でもケータイもつながらないようじゃ、何かあったのかなって心配になるよね...。じゃ、ケータイがつながらないときは３０分待つ。
I'll go home right away (laughs). But despite having a cellphone, I'll be worried about what had happened to her.... Well then, if she doesn't contact me on my cellphone, I'll wait for 30 minutes.
大失恋の経験はありますか？対処法は？
Have you experienced a massive failure in love? How do you cope with it?
おたがい好き好き同士で離れたことはある。これも失恋だよね。対処法なんてないよ。時が自然に癒してくれるのをじっと待つだけ。そのときは完治するまで１年くらいかかったけどね（笑）。
I went away because a comrade and I liked the same person. It's disappointed love, too, right? I don't have anything like a coping method. I just patiently wait for time to naturally heal me. But at that time it took about a year before I made a complete recovery (laughs).
彼女と何日間、連絡とらなくてOK?
How many days is it OK not to get in touch with your girlfriend?
たぶん１週間くらい平気。でも、３日くらいで「何かあったんじゃねーか」って心配になるかも。
I probably wouldn't mind if it's around a week. However, in about 3 days I'll worry and ask, "What've you been up to?"
彼女が助手席に乗ってます。ドライブの最中、彼女がウトウトし始めました。そのまま寝かせますすか？起こしますか？
The girlfriend is in the passenger seat. In the middle of the drive, she starts to fall asleep. Will you let her lay on her side, or will you wake her up?
寝てくれ！安心しきってるのかなって思うから、それはうれしいことだよ。免許持ってないけど（笑）。
I'll let her sleep! I suppose that it's something pleasant that will keep her peace of mind intact. But I don't have a license (laughs).
彼女に作ってほしい料理は？
What food would you want the girlfriend to make?
べつになんでもいいけど、女の人って、男の人に「なんでもいい」とか言われると、困るんでしょ？だから、いまの気分で、ビールに合うもの！
Anything's fine, but when guys say, "Anything's fine," don't women get stumped? That's why with my mood right now, something that's good with beer!
いま、デートするとしたら、コースは？
In the present, if you were to go on a date, how would it go?
買い物して、メシ食べって、終わり。そんなごくフツーのデートがしたい。
We'll go shopping, eat, and end it. I want to go on that sort of very ordinary date.
デートのとき、彼女としたいこと（行きたいところ）が違う場合、とうする？
When you go on a date, the places that you and the girlfriend want to go to are different. What will you do?
彼女のしたいこと優先。オレのはいつでもいいから、譲りますよ（笑）。平和がいちばん。
What the girlfriend wants to do will be the priority. I'm fine whenever so I'll let her make the plans (laughs). Peacefulness is the best.
デートの費用、おごる派、おごられる派、それとも割りカン派？
As for the date's expenses, are you the one who'll give a treat, are you the one who'll be treated, or will you pay for a portion of it?
どちらかといえば割りカン派。必ず男がおごらなきゃいけないとが思ってない。さっき、お茶は彼女が出してくれたから、メシはオレが、って感じで。
If I have to say it, I'll pay for a portion of the expenses. I don't think that it's the guy who has to necessarily give the treat. Some time ago, I had a girlfriend who took me out to have tea, and so I said that I'd take care of the meal.
好きなコに言ってほしい言葉は？
What are the words that you'd want the person you like to say to you?
「ホッとする」とか、そっち系の言葉かな。あ、オレといて癒されてんだぁ～って確認できると、あったかい気持ちになれるじゃない？
Remarks in the line of, "Be well," and stuff. Ah, when the person is able to affirm that I'm the one who will cure them, isn't it a warm feeling?
あなたの彼女になれる条件、３つあげてください。
Please give the 3 requirements in order for someone to be your girlfriend.
やさしくて、わがままじゃなくて、うーん...、思いやりのある人！
A person who's kind, not self-indulging, u~m..., and considerate!
* Nino means that when the partner apologizes for something she's done, it means that she's having an affair. Why apologize if you're really not doing anything wrong?
** I have noooo idea what this scene is in "Hana Yori Dango" so I'm pretty sure the translation is beyond terrible, but if you have any idea, pleeeeaaaasssee tell me. *bats eyelashes*
*** Jun's one-word complaint was "Osee yo!" which means "So slow!" but I translated it that way to sound more natural.
Thanks to 42detsune for the scans!!! <3 <3 <3