GREATEST IDEA IN THE WORLD

[the2leggedman]

IM GONNA GET AN ACTION FIGURE IN MY LIKENESS AND HAVE IT SAY ALL MY ONE LINERS LIKE:
WATCH UR MOUT
ONLY ON DAYS THAT END IN Y
UH OH
SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY
TIME TO DIE

AND IT WILL HAVE DIFFERENT OUTFITS LIKE:
CHEF MATTEO WITH A CHEF KNIFE
FORMAL MATTEO WITH A TUX AND MY BEAVER HAT THAT I WORE TO THE PROM
AND CASUAL MATTEO WIT A PAIR OF DICKIES AND A NOVELTY T-SHIRT

DEPRESSION WILL GO DOWN IF EVERY1 HAD THEIR OWN MIKE MATTEO DOLL IN THEIR HOUSEHOLD