I think I have a great plan!
Okay, had I known that souled vamps were this amusing? I would of dropped a suggestion to do a ensouling vamp spell long ago. Seriously, its too funny to watch these guys get all crazy with the guilt. It makes me appreciate my soul in the tiniest mircoscopic way, since i didn't get totally wracked with crazy guilt when i got mine back either times. I mean still its annoying, but at least I'm not incoherent or crazy like these dudes. I think I'm perfectly sane.
In fact, these gits are so nuts with the guilt and the peance that one vamp at work actually PAID me to lend him the cross in my desk (what? Its there so they don't try to steal my office supply) so he could torment himself with it. Which gives me an idea. I could make a mint off of these dude. I mean these guys want to suffer, I'm willing to give them tools to suffer by at a price since I gotta pay the bills somehow. Plus you know, their all evil and crazy and killers, so don't feel bad at all at taking advantage of their desparation. I'm just making a profit out of the situation.
Yeah, though I might want to teleport ot other towns to do this plan of mine, too many slayers around here already doing the staking and making these guys feel pain. Plus you know, not like it would be a big commute.
One downside to all these vamps souled though. There's some crazy nut vamp hanging outside our apartment wanting Joan to stake him. Its annoying Joan and I'm not liking it either. I mean I would stake him myself (maybe even free of charge) but he's got that fucking plant near him. I know its there because I went into the hallway and it started hopping towards me. Luckilly I was able to get away before it got its horrible pinchers on me. So yeah, got some nut of a vamp just hanging around outside our door with his diabolical plant minion. But eh, I guess everything has to have its bad side.
In fact, these gits are so nuts with the guilt and the peance that one vamp at work actually PAID me to lend him the cross in my desk (what? Its there so they don't try to steal my office supply) so he could torment himself with it. Which gives me an idea. I could make a mint off of these dude. I mean these guys want to suffer, I'm willing to give them tools to suffer by at a price since I gotta pay the bills somehow. Plus you know, their all evil and crazy and killers, so don't feel bad at all at taking advantage of their desparation. I'm just making a profit out of the situation.
Yeah, though I might want to teleport ot other towns to do this plan of mine, too many slayers around here already doing the staking and making these guys feel pain. Plus you know, not like it would be a big commute.
One downside to all these vamps souled though. There's some crazy nut vamp hanging outside our apartment wanting Joan to stake him. Its annoying Joan and I'm not liking it either. I mean I would stake him myself (maybe even free of charge) but he's got that fucking plant near him. I know its there because I went into the hallway and it started hopping towards me. Luckilly I was able to get away before it got its horrible pinchers on me. So yeah, got some nut of a vamp just hanging around outside our door with his diabolical plant minion. But eh, I guess everything has to have its bad side.