More Silliness
Ok, so yeah, Hetha is hot and I want her, but ya know, I just can't do that meaningless stuff.... so if that comes to pass with any woman, it better have freakin' meaning!
Here's some more silliness:
Subject: NEW MILLENIUM TERMINOLOGY
Some useful new words and their definitions...
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
OVERCUBISM: The act of people's heads popping up over the walls of a cube farm to see what's going on when someone yells or drops something loudly.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
SITCOM: Single Income Two Children Operating Marriage
SITCOM ELECTION: The act deciding when one of the two working yuppies will stop working to stay home with the kids.
STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
SWIPED OUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the
magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace
for personal use.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.
404: Someone who's clueless.
404 Not Found: Meaning that the requested document "could not be located."
KERNELLED: Someone has been fired or axed or terminated.
OHNO SECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
WOOFYS: Well Off Older Folks
IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. (i.e. the O.J. Simpson trial, the Monica Lewinsky scandal)