Hazing and Australian Humor

[the0necurlyfry]

Okay, so this week has been the official kickoff for Orientation week for the 2006 school year. As I posted before, the "Fossils" have insisted that the "Freshers" wear diapers on our heads at all times. My own superiority complex prevents me from wearing the stupid diaper. I'm almost 21, I've already paid my hazing/initiation dues, and I DO NOT

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Not sure if that's the best idea....

[anonymous]

Hey girlie! Okay, since I've been there before (drunk, that is), here's a little drinking advice: 1) If drunkenness is the goal, make someone you trust completely swear an oath to protect you (perhaps in blood); 2) Drunk can sneak up on you even though it may have never done that in the past; 3) Sometimes hangovers are worth it, but more often than not they aren't; 3) Watching drunk people is fun only if you are drunk yourself, otherwise it can get boring/stupid very fast; 4) When most people are so drunk that they throw up, the some reminders of the night will be ruined clothes/hair and the BIGGEST migrane God ever gave someone (NOTE: Some people will throw up the next morning and be sick for two days, along with all the other hangover favorites; 5) If every single person is planning on having at least ONE drink, find your own ride home (you don't need to be put in jail for some random drunk charge in another country--trust me on that one!!!); and 6) If you do decide to drink (no matter how much that is), make sure you tell me about it! (or at least as much as you can remember!).

Well, I hope this sheds some light on the whole drinking thing! If you do go, I hope you have a wonderful time! Talk to you soon love!

--Sara :)