Well that's not what I told him....
This has been buggin' me for a while.
It's this "risk-free" society in which we currently live. The US is like the only country that has to continually bend to the will of lawyers. Yeeeeees..... lawyers. There's one lawyer to evrey nine people in DC. So what does that number mean? Well, IT MEANS THAT I CANT EVEN GET A BANDAID AT A FREAKIN MEDICAL CAMP BECAUSE OF liability issues. Whatever the hell that means. This is also why crazy whores, who have nothing better to do with their time, can sue companies like McDonalds for causing them to get fat and egg companies because there wasn't a warning on an egg carton that red, "ATTENTION: Since your shitty genes resulted in absolutley 0 brain activity and a rating of 10 outta 10 on the im-a-bitch-o-meter, we have been forced to put the following warning on this, our egg carton: Don't put eggs in the microwave..... retard".
Thats what it's come to.
Lawyers are ALSO the reason that companies continually test and retest toys to make sure that they can't cause any harm to kids even when the toy is used innappropriatley so that the company can't get sued...
Know what that's resulted in?
Essentially, the issue that this whole entry boils down to is the fact that: I CAN'T GET KINDEREGGS IN AMERICA!
Ugh-
It's this "risk-free" society in which we currently live. The US is like the only country that has to continually bend to the will of lawyers. Yeeeeees..... lawyers. There's one lawyer to evrey nine people in DC. So what does that number mean? Well, IT MEANS THAT I CANT EVEN GET A BANDAID AT A FREAKIN MEDICAL CAMP BECAUSE OF liability issues. Whatever the hell that means. This is also why crazy whores, who have nothing better to do with their time, can sue companies like McDonalds for causing them to get fat and egg companies because there wasn't a warning on an egg carton that red, "ATTENTION: Since your shitty genes resulted in absolutley 0 brain activity and a rating of 10 outta 10 on the im-a-bitch-o-meter, we have been forced to put the following warning on this, our egg carton: Don't put eggs in the microwave..... retard".
Thats what it's come to.
Lawyers are ALSO the reason that companies continually test and retest toys to make sure that they can't cause any harm to kids even when the toy is used innappropriatley so that the company can't get sued...
Know what that's resulted in?
Essentially, the issue that this whole entry boils down to is the fact that: I CAN'T GET KINDEREGGS IN AMERICA!
Ugh-