☢1st Smoke [Voice → Video]
[So, Badou had managed to electrocuted himself, blown a broken computer up and fall down a flight of old, stairs so far, this all happening from a result of running frantically into the nearest building he could find, after his uneasy arrival on the shore. His voice was rasp, sore and dry sounding.] Oh Christ, please let this thing work, Hello,
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AND AVOID ANY AREA THAT STARTS TO GODDAMN HONK!!!
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Honk? what, there is a bike gang or somethin'?
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THINK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN HORN.
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[ Che, the people in this place were pretty damn strange.]
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LIKE THE KIND THAT SPROUT FROM THE GODDAMN CRANIUM AND SHIT.
GRAY SKIN
WHITE FUCKING MAKE UP ALL OVER HIS STUPID FACE...
AND PROBABLY COVERED IN MUSTARD YELLOW AND TEAL
IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO SEE HIM, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO END UP DEAD
SO YOU'RE BETTER OFF GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.
THEN YOU'RE GOING TO CONTACT ME OF ANY SIGHTINGS.
GOT THAT, FUCKSTICK?
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[What the fuck man!? Totally freaking out on this end now!]
Wait! who are you? how do I contact you and- ... did you just call me a cock?
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YES, THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING SAID.
THE FUCKASS GOING AROUND ON A KILLING SPREE IS A GODDAMN TROLL!
THERE ARE SEVERAL OF US AROUND HERE AND I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STAY OUT OF OUR WAY IN TRYING TO HANDLE THE FUCKING SITUATION!!
AS FOR ME?
IT'S KARKAT.
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[The notice was totally taken heed of though! No way Badou was gonna get himself mixed up in some fucked up Troll gang war.]
Ok, ok, I'll look for Karkat if I see or hear anythin'... Jesus.
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