No! My manual!
Holy cow I love FFX-2. Doing the script has opened my eyes to the true hilarity that is FFX-2. Let me pull out some choice quotes.
Nhadala: I wish there was something we could do to lend a hand...but there's not!
Benzo: “We must lose no time in raising the Great Haboob.”
Rikku: "Gramps! You're dead?"
Maechen: "Mortifying, isn't it?"
On entering the Leblanc's Chateau
Rikku: "We probably shouldn't just barge in like this."
Paine: "If they didn't want us in here, they would have locked the door."
Yuna: "Isn't that logic a little backwards?"
Kid: You're going to fight our masterpiece? Nice knowing you.
(al bhed) You'll never win.
Al Bhed near Mushroom Rock: (al bhed) How I long to race along the cliff with the fresh sea air in my face and Lady Yuna at my back!
Reply: We'll walk, thanks.
Al Bhed: (al bhed) Too much?
Fat dude: (in al bhed) Oh! It r-really is Lady Yuna herself! This is the happiest day of my life! (not in Al Bhed) Nice me to you! I mean... me's to nice you!
Man dancing: "Now that's what I call putting the "chocobo" back into "Highroad"!"
"You dance, I dance, everybody dance! Boom chicka, boom chicka... Yeah."
Rikku: "Wanna know my big secret? Too bad! No hints for you!"
You never find out...
Al Bhed: (al bhed) Hey, can I borrow that manual to repair our super-machina?
1 Sure, here you go.
2 No. My manual.
1 (al bhed) It'll be done in no time! Are you scared yet?
2 (al bhed) Party pooper.
Brother: I… I like Yuna’s back.
Barkeep: She hash nice backshide, yesh.
Man in orange: "Hey, Yuna! How 'bout singing your song for us? What, no song? Pfft, you're no fun."
"Aw, come on, Yuna. Just sing us the song already! Not gonna happen? It could if you wanted it to..."
Man in green: Hey, tell me: Have I just been talking about the same things over and over again? What? I already asked you that?
Woman in pink: "There are just so many players that I can't possibly decide."
"You know, which one I should choose to ask me out! Decisions, decisions..."
Old woman: "People my age don't do much cheering for blitz."
"There's nothing worse than being in the middle of a cheer and suddenly not knowing why you were cheering."
Old man with old woman: "Lady Yuna? That certainly is a strange outfit you're wearing."
"Grandma here used to wear some pretty racy clothes in her day too, let me tell you."
Possible questions and their answers in the Djose job raise interview:
I can't believe it's not butter! Right answer: Agree.
I'll always think of Gippal as 'the Gip'. Right answer: Agree.
Occasionally a shoopuf turns up in the Northern Expanse of the Bikanel Desert.
Nhadala: I wish there was something we could do to lend a hand...but there's not!
Benzo: “We must lose no time in raising the Great Haboob.”
Rikku: "Gramps! You're dead?"
Maechen: "Mortifying, isn't it?"
On entering the Leblanc's Chateau
Rikku: "We probably shouldn't just barge in like this."
Paine: "If they didn't want us in here, they would have locked the door."
Yuna: "Isn't that logic a little backwards?"
Kid: You're going to fight our masterpiece? Nice knowing you.
(al bhed) You'll never win.
Al Bhed near Mushroom Rock: (al bhed) How I long to race along the cliff with the fresh sea air in my face and Lady Yuna at my back!
Reply: We'll walk, thanks.
Al Bhed: (al bhed) Too much?
Fat dude: (in al bhed) Oh! It r-really is Lady Yuna herself! This is the happiest day of my life! (not in Al Bhed) Nice me to you! I mean... me's to nice you!
Man dancing: "Now that's what I call putting the "chocobo" back into "Highroad"!"
"You dance, I dance, everybody dance! Boom chicka, boom chicka... Yeah."
Rikku: "Wanna know my big secret? Too bad! No hints for you!"
You never find out...
Al Bhed: (al bhed) Hey, can I borrow that manual to repair our super-machina?
1 Sure, here you go.
2 No. My manual.
1 (al bhed) It'll be done in no time! Are you scared yet?
2 (al bhed) Party pooper.
Brother: I… I like Yuna’s back.
Barkeep: She hash nice backshide, yesh.
Man in orange: "Hey, Yuna! How 'bout singing your song for us? What, no song? Pfft, you're no fun."
"Aw, come on, Yuna. Just sing us the song already! Not gonna happen? It could if you wanted it to..."
Man in green: Hey, tell me: Have I just been talking about the same things over and over again? What? I already asked you that?
Woman in pink: "There are just so many players that I can't possibly decide."
"You know, which one I should choose to ask me out! Decisions, decisions..."
Old woman: "People my age don't do much cheering for blitz."
"There's nothing worse than being in the middle of a cheer and suddenly not knowing why you were cheering."
Old man with old woman: "Lady Yuna? That certainly is a strange outfit you're wearing."
"Grandma here used to wear some pretty racy clothes in her day too, let me tell you."
Possible questions and their answers in the Djose job raise interview:
I can't believe it's not butter! Right answer: Agree.
I'll always think of Gippal as 'the Gip'. Right answer: Agree.
Occasionally a shoopuf turns up in the Northern Expanse of the Bikanel Desert.