We write too many of these....
Rainbow Trail Fail
Zhoumi was so excited! Today was the day! The day he had been waiting for ages! Today was the day that fish fell from the sky, Yesung would date that man. Until then (which he did not expect to come), he planned to stay as far away from that ass-groping, ear-nipping psycho. It was a miracle he had survived the night without being raped but luckily he was a ninja. Yesung clung to the life raft and watched sadly as his little dinghy The SS. Yehook, sink to the bottom of the ocean. He hoped it was not an omen for the real Yehwook couple. Ever since Ryewook went to china and started loving on Henry things had been rather tense between the covers.
He hoped the other man wouldn’t find his hiding spot. But just as he thought this, the door to his bedroom creaked open. Yesung held his breath, and listened as the other man approached the bed with caution. HE wasn’t sure he wanted this man to get out of his room. “Get out!” Yesung growled dangerously, his normally squinty eyes narrowing even further. The other man refused to budge from his precarious position though.
“But Hyung, you’re so OLD!” Henry cried out in alarm. It wasn’t every day a man was propositioned by another man almost 5 years older than himself! “I’m not into you. Get out of my roo-“ but he was silenced with a life-changing kiss. Alright, maybe he could give this guy a chance. Yesung leaned into the kiss, savoring the feel of the other’s lips as he proceeded to kiss Henry senseless. Literally, the boy blacked out after the first kiss due to oxygen depravation. Ryewook moaned in protest when he felt that Henry wasn’t responding but then noticed his unconscious state and promptly began to panic! “OH NO I’VE KILLED my turtle!” Yesung cried, though in actuality he wasn’t too upset. He had even admitted, (via Eunhyuk) that he had not found the creature to be that amusing. But still…it’s cute little head, and black round eyes. He felt bad.
“I didn’t mean to “ Ryewook said glancing at Henry’s unconscious form. “We were just kissing and then all of a sudden he fell over! LEETEUK UMMA IS GONNA KILL ME!” Yesung looked from Ryewook to Henry, “You guys were kissing?!” HE exploded. Uh oh thought Ryewook. Forget Leeteuk Umma, YESUNG is gonna kill me! Ryewook did his best innocent smile (he learned from sungmin) and quickly as he could slipped away from Yesung. He ran for Mt. Fuji because it was a beautiful mountain. Wait, how did he get all the way …. He was flying! Only an asian could fly. Luckily he was asian enough to be soaring over the roof tops only touching down for a few footfalls before he was up in the air again chasing after his nemesis.
HE really hoped that the other man didn’t bring a gun to the ninja fight this time. Last time it killed that man with the clue knife in the dinning room (which certain people wouldn’t let him get to-blast!). “I didn’t do it!” He shouted, as they dragged him away. He struggled to get free but it was no use. The men in the white coats had firm grips. “NOOOOOOOOO” He screamed inwardly because he had never been very good at candy land, and had never managed to make it over the rainbow trail. His fail had cost him his sanity.
Zhoumi was so excited! Today was the day! The day he had been waiting for ages! Today was the day that fish fell from the sky, Yesung would date that man. Until then (which he did not expect to come), he planned to stay as far away from that ass-groping, ear-nipping psycho. It was a miracle he had survived the night without being raped but luckily he was a ninja. Yesung clung to the life raft and watched sadly as his little dinghy The SS. Yehook, sink to the bottom of the ocean. He hoped it was not an omen for the real Yehwook couple. Ever since Ryewook went to china and started loving on Henry things had been rather tense between the covers.
He hoped the other man wouldn’t find his hiding spot. But just as he thought this, the door to his bedroom creaked open. Yesung held his breath, and listened as the other man approached the bed with caution. HE wasn’t sure he wanted this man to get out of his room. “Get out!” Yesung growled dangerously, his normally squinty eyes narrowing even further. The other man refused to budge from his precarious position though.
“But Hyung, you’re so OLD!” Henry cried out in alarm. It wasn’t every day a man was propositioned by another man almost 5 years older than himself! “I’m not into you. Get out of my roo-“ but he was silenced with a life-changing kiss. Alright, maybe he could give this guy a chance. Yesung leaned into the kiss, savoring the feel of the other’s lips as he proceeded to kiss Henry senseless. Literally, the boy blacked out after the first kiss due to oxygen depravation. Ryewook moaned in protest when he felt that Henry wasn’t responding but then noticed his unconscious state and promptly began to panic! “OH NO I’VE KILLED my turtle!” Yesung cried, though in actuality he wasn’t too upset. He had even admitted, (via Eunhyuk) that he had not found the creature to be that amusing. But still…it’s cute little head, and black round eyes. He felt bad.
“I didn’t mean to “ Ryewook said glancing at Henry’s unconscious form. “We were just kissing and then all of a sudden he fell over! LEETEUK UMMA IS GONNA KILL ME!” Yesung looked from Ryewook to Henry, “You guys were kissing?!” HE exploded. Uh oh thought Ryewook. Forget Leeteuk Umma, YESUNG is gonna kill me! Ryewook did his best innocent smile (he learned from sungmin) and quickly as he could slipped away from Yesung. He ran for Mt. Fuji because it was a beautiful mountain. Wait, how did he get all the way …. He was flying! Only an asian could fly. Luckily he was asian enough to be soaring over the roof tops only touching down for a few footfalls before he was up in the air again chasing after his nemesis.
HE really hoped that the other man didn’t bring a gun to the ninja fight this time. Last time it killed that man with the clue knife in the dinning room (which certain people wouldn’t let him get to-blast!). “I didn’t do it!” He shouted, as they dragged him away. He struggled to get free but it was no use. The men in the white coats had firm grips. “NOOOOOOOOO” He screamed inwardly because he had never been very good at candy land, and had never managed to make it over the rainbow trail. His fail had cost him his sanity.