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Once upon a time there lived a man named Eeteuk. He was a fairy of sorts, but instead of being a fairy he was actually an angel. He had fallen into a vat of bubbling squids. Leeteuk didn’t like squids and so he screamed. The water actually wasn’t hot, so it didn’t hurt, he just didn’t like their tentacles touching his bare foot. The foot in question was cool, and he wondered if he should loan him his sock. Or loan him Kyuhyun’s sock. Even if that meant he could get out of the vat of squids he would do it! He took the man’s hand and let him lift him out of the vat. “Thank you…” he paused, waiting for the other’s name. “I’m Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Uh!” The other looked at the man in question, “No you are not. You lies!” The second man laughed, “My name is Siwon of the brows. And these are my Shibrows,” he stated, motioning upward with his very active arms while at the same time raising his eyebrows. Leeteuk goggled at the man, the pregnant silence *giggle* almost unbarable. “Well,” Leeteuk muttered, “I should be going.” He turned and pounced ontop of Siwon. “You are one sexy beast and I want to make you mine.” Siwon growled, “Not if I get you first.” The two wrestled on the ground until Siwon came and picked him up, hugging him to his chest. “Do not fear, little man! I have my eyebrows to save you from all squid-like and raccoon like beings!” But Leeteuk cried, for he really did want his raccoon. It was a mighty fine raccoon at that. Even if it did need to loose some weight around the edges. He reached down to stroke his hair. It was so soft. Leeteuk smiled down at his Dongsaeng, as he continued to pet him. “You have such nice guns. I mean your arms are so fit. I want to lick them.” Drooled leeteuk. Kangin kissed his bicep. “Looking’s free but touchings gonna cost you extra.” Leeteuk opened his wallet and gave the man some money. “There, I’ve paid you. Please don’t leave me.” Leeteuk clung desperately to him. He was so lonely. All he ever wanted was to not have to pay for cheap 20 dollar hookers. It was his dream was to buy a giant chocolate bunny, and then to buy a real bunny too and maybe name that one “Chocolate bunny”. Wouldn’t that be nice? He chuckled to himself, not at all feverish at the moment or delusional. “Now where did I put my Sexy nurse outfit?” He probably loaned it out to Heechul, that whore. He had paid him good money and he was leaving him? How could he break his trust that easily? After all the vats he had fallen into, after all the chocolate bunnies he had wanted….He scowled and slapped that whoreface on the butt. Who did he think he was anyway? If anyone got to go to Sungmin’s tea parties it was him. He felt like making love to this man more than he had ever felt like making love to a man before. Pushing him to the bed, his lips attacked the others and the two decided to make love not war. And make babies! Lots of babies! Okay maybe one baby was conceived that night in their passion. “Hyung,” he growled, their legs entangling as their mouths savaged each other. “Give me more.” “Oh I’ll give you more. Some more of my sweet loving!” was remarked. And they had a fulfilling round of dirty sex with each other. This was also known as the night Henry was made, oh what a beautiful couple they made.
I need Eunhae....
I need Eunhae....