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Apr 22, 2009 04:50

Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and ( Read more... )

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acid_burn April 22 2009, 20:04:25 UTC
You just made my day. <3

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thaumaturge April 24 2009, 07:06:19 UTC
I copied that from this page of stupid Vin Diesel-related faux facts after watching The Chronicles of Riddick.

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