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Snickers with Bacon
For every health food nut in this world there is a manly-man who isn’t afraid to stand up and proudly proclaim, “I triple-size my value meal” and “Can I get a Diet Coke with that?”. For those men and dykes, Snickers is pleased to announce Snickers with Bacon. The candy bar for the man who doesn’t care if grease drips down his chin onto his shirt. The candy bar for the man who not only eats every bite of his steak, but also chows down on the fat. The candy bar for the man who smokes Marlboro Reds and drinks regular Budweiser. The candy bar for the man who thinks turkey bacon is for queers.
Snickers delivery truck driver, Ben Dover, had this to say about this innovative new snack, “It’s about fucking time. Bacon makes everything taste better. Everything. They’ve put bacon on hamburgers, in green beans, in pork ‘n’ beans, wrapped steaks and shrimp with it. Someone finally got a durn clue and put it in a candy bar.”
In totally unrelated news, high blood pressure and heart attacks have risen sharply since the introduction of this indulgence.
Snickers with Bacon
For every health food nut in this world there is a manly-man who isn’t afraid to stand up and proudly proclaim, “I triple-size my value meal” and “Can I get a Diet Coke with that?”. For those men and dykes, Snickers is pleased to announce Snickers with Bacon. The candy bar for the man who doesn’t care if grease drips down his chin onto his shirt. The candy bar for the man who not only eats every bite of his steak, but also chows down on the fat. The candy bar for the man who smokes Marlboro Reds and drinks regular Budweiser. The candy bar for the man who thinks turkey bacon is for queers.
Snickers delivery truck driver, Ben Dover, had this to say about this innovative new snack, “It’s about fucking time. Bacon makes everything taste better. Everything. They’ve put bacon on hamburgers, in green beans, in pork ‘n’ beans, wrapped steaks and shrimp with it. Someone finally got a durn clue and put it in a candy bar.”
In totally unrelated news, high blood pressure and heart attacks have risen sharply since the introduction of this indulgence.