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Apr 23, 2006 23:10

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.

Edit: The lighter answers below were my second time doing this once I fixed some setting on my iTunes that was making only one genre of song pop up.

How does the world see me?:
"Waiting for Life" -- Once on this Island
Am I really that lazy?
"Prelude in F minor" -- Swingle Singers
Uh, maybe I shouldn't be redoing this.

Will I have a happy life?:
"Amayzing Gertrude" -- Seussical
Apparently only if I change my appearance...okay, okay, I'll lose some weight...
"Raise the Roof" -- The Wild Party
Oh, now that's more like it!

What do my friends really think of me?:
"Masquerade" -- Phantom of the Opera
Not so good an actor if my friends can see through my masks.
"A Sentimental Man" -- Wicked
Perceptive people, my friends are. :)

Do people secretly lust after me?:
"What Do You Do With a B.A. in English? / It Sucks to be Me" -- Avenue Q
Yay, I'm attractive to 40% of college undergrads and everyone despondent and depressed about their lives!
"A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square" -- The Manhattan Transfer
Okay, I gotta get myself out to Berkeley someday.

How can I make myself happy?
"Prayer of the Comfort Counselor" -- The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Translation: drink more juice boxes.
"Amayzing Gertrude" -- Seussical
OKAY, I'LL LOSE SOME WEIGHT!

What should I do with my life?
"By the Sea" -- Sweeney Todd, 2005 revival version
Manhattan (or L.A.), here I come!
"You Okay, Honey?" -- Rent
I should start ministering to the victims of violence. Okay, I could do that.

Will I ever have children?:
"The Military" -- Seussical
I'll take that as a no.
"As Yet Untitled" -- The Bostonians
That's freakin' worse than "The Military."

What is some good advice for me?:
"Springtime for Hitler" -- The Producers
Um, I should annex Poland?
"Aquarius" -- Hair
"I am Aquarius, destined for greatness or madness." Well, that's a pretty apt description of one of my self images, but not so much good as advice.

How will I be remembered?:
"For Now" -- Avenue Q
Another of the masses to disappear into the obscurity of the past.
"Symphony No. 9 - Reitativo; O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!" -- Beethoven
I'll be remembered as one who urged unity and brotherhood in the Fatherland...oh wait, that's one way of describing Hitler, isn't it? 8-/

What is my signature dancing song?:
"Ti Moune" -- Once on this Island
Okay, my dancing is not so bad that it causes families to break apart, honestly.
And I swear, I have other music besides showtunes.
"Quant j'ai ouy le tabourin" -- no idea
That loosely translates to "Whenever I Hear the Tambourine." Cool, I love the tambourine.

What do I think my current theme song is?:
"Innocent Man" -- Billy Joel
Told you so.
And yup, innocent: that's me. Way, way, way too innocent.
"Innocent Man" -- Billy Joel
...that's just creepy...or sad, that it felt the need to repeat itself like that...

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
"Mele Kalikimaka" -- Reel Big Fish
Uhhhhhhhhh...do that many people know I'm gay?
"Heil Myself" -- The Producers
Oh, that's nice.

What song will play at my funeral?:
"Philosopher Song" -- Monty Python
I don't know.
"Overture" -- The Phantom of the Opera
Awesome.

What type of men/women do you like?:
"Over the Moon" -- Rent
Actually, I've never found astronauts to be particularly attractive.
"I Speak Six Languages" -- The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.
Well, I wouldn't mind a guy who was skilled with tongues...and you may take that any way you wish, there are quite a few.

What is my day going to be like?:
"Opening: I Hope I Get It" -- Chorus Line
So, it's going to be like every other day of my life.
"What You Own" -- Rent
Oh, cool, I'll own whatever I was hoping for.
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