Modern Country Music sucks.
That's right. I said it. If you like today's country music, I'm sorry, but your taste is awful. How anyone could ever enjoy this shit is beyond me. None of these "musicians" have any talent. "But aren't they are gifted with a singing voice?" Bullshit, I say. If they are so "gifted", why the fuck are there so many of these no-talent hacks? Any idiot who can hold a note can sing like one of these illiterate rejects.
The first thing I can say is that no less than 30% of modern country music are covers. Which instantly proves that these inbred clowns have no writing skills what-so-ever. Not only can they not write, but they destroy EVER cover of ANY song they attempt. WRITE YOUR OWN SHIT. If you want to do a cover of something, at least let me get some humor out of it. Cover "Fuck the Police" by NWA, so I can laugh my ass off as I listen to it.
Next issue I have with current country music, is that, when they aren't covers, it all sounds like the same shit. All the male "artists" sing about losing a girl, drinking in a bar, or how pretty their girl is. The female "artists" (yes I put artists in quotes because that's what THEY call themselves) write about sex deprivation, how they're boyfriend left them, or how much they love their current abuser. Got old, move on. Don't you mind-numbed morons ever get tried of hearing the same shit over and over again? Or did you not even realize you are hearing the same thing, sung by a different idiot using slightly different words.
When they aren't singing about the stereotypical shit listed above, they come out and be pure hypocritical assholes. Singing about riding a tractor or a hard days work of farming. Bullshit, you all grew up in the fucking suburbs, stop lying. In fact, stop fucking singing. You little pathetic sacks of shriveled testicles refuse to even swear. Instead you find not-so-clever ways to imply a curse-word without actually saying it. Must be nice to at least have the government's approval.
"Well this is all your opinion". That's right. It's my opinion that you fucking suck, because your music fucking sucks. Don't invade my ear space with your horrible horse-on-deathbed voices, cheesy pathetic lyrics, and regurgitated instrumentals. So die for the country you claim to love so much. Fucking hypocrites.
Give me some Hank Williams, Sr. or Johnny Cash any day, but today's country is redamn-dong-diculous. It fucking sucks.
Anyone who enjoys modern country is probably a fat, McDonald's eating, white trash poster boy (or girl) anyway.
The first thing I can say is that no less than 30% of modern country music are covers. Which instantly proves that these inbred clowns have no writing skills what-so-ever. Not only can they not write, but they destroy EVER cover of ANY song they attempt. WRITE YOUR OWN SHIT. If you want to do a cover of something, at least let me get some humor out of it. Cover "Fuck the Police" by NWA, so I can laugh my ass off as I listen to it.
Next issue I have with current country music, is that, when they aren't covers, it all sounds like the same shit. All the male "artists" sing about losing a girl, drinking in a bar, or how pretty their girl is. The female "artists" (yes I put artists in quotes because that's what THEY call themselves) write about sex deprivation, how they're boyfriend left them, or how much they love their current abuser. Got old, move on. Don't you mind-numbed morons ever get tried of hearing the same shit over and over again? Or did you not even realize you are hearing the same thing, sung by a different idiot using slightly different words.
When they aren't singing about the stereotypical shit listed above, they come out and be pure hypocritical assholes. Singing about riding a tractor or a hard days work of farming. Bullshit, you all grew up in the fucking suburbs, stop lying. In fact, stop fucking singing. You little pathetic sacks of shriveled testicles refuse to even swear. Instead you find not-so-clever ways to imply a curse-word without actually saying it. Must be nice to at least have the government's approval.
"Well this is all your opinion". That's right. It's my opinion that you fucking suck, because your music fucking sucks. Don't invade my ear space with your horrible horse-on-deathbed voices, cheesy pathetic lyrics, and regurgitated instrumentals. So die for the country you claim to love so much. Fucking hypocrites.
Give me some Hank Williams, Sr. or Johnny Cash any day, but today's country is redamn-dong-diculous. It fucking sucks.
Anyone who enjoys modern country is probably a fat, McDonald's eating, white trash poster boy (or girl) anyway.