One thing I wanted to say.

[podmore_sturgis]

GIDEON PREWETT IS A SLAVE.

That is all.

Comments

[fab_prewett]

The first bit of printed truth!

[podmore_sturgis]

You don't even know what I'm talking about.

[fab_prewett]

I have a general idea.

[podmore_sturgis]

[fab_prewett]

Cor, you smell terrible. Don't come near me anymore tonight, I mean it.

[podmore_sturgis]

Ha. Ha. We've gone through this, eh?

Do you have any idea why Gideon called you difficult?

[fab_prewett]

I have no idea. It might have something to do with his stack of papers I pushed over, or the tea I threw back in his face when it was lukewarm, or the way I hid his wand this morning- during all of these he cried until he burst the blood vessles along his ugly little browline. But it might not.

What a mess he is.

[podmore_sturgis]

...he does cry an awful lot.

[fab_prewett]

Al is more masculine than him. It's pathetic. I'd change my surname, but I think with a bit more ridicule, he might change his before me and save me the trouble.

[podmore_sturgis]

She also seems not really attached to you? Is it all right if I have a go at her?

[fab_prewett]

Well, I'm not interested in incest.

No.

[podmore_sturgis]

I meant as in, she replied to me and not you? She obviously whosed some interest, eh?

Surely you won't mind.

[fab_prewett]

She doesn't reply to me because she knows I belittle her until she cries, a lesson I think you would learn by now.

Surely you jest.

[podmore_sturgis]

I think I will just have a go at her.

[fab_prewett]

All right, then, I'll just stab you to death.

[podmore_sturgis]

No, you'll have Gideon do it for you, eh?

I'm joking, Fabian, it's not like you're going to have to change her name to Lola (rings a lot better than Lolita, eh?).