How not to pizza in five easy steps
1) Dump twice the cheese and toppings on so that the crust is good and soggy.
2) Bonus points if it's nearly raw inside and tastes strongly of yeast.
3) Mushrooms must be canned, flavorless, and barely warm. Hint: It should be like touching a fresh cadaver.
4) The cheese should be lava hot to make this more obvious.
5) Any attempt to lift the pizza off the plate should result in all toppings and cheese sliding off in one go.
.
2) Bonus points if it's nearly raw inside and tastes strongly of yeast.
3) Mushrooms must be canned, flavorless, and barely warm. Hint: It should be like touching a fresh cadaver.
4) The cheese should be lava hot to make this more obvious.
5) Any attempt to lift the pizza off the plate should result in all toppings and cheese sliding off in one go.
.