BLAM
"I'll bet you think this song is about you."
Well, yeah. It is. :-)
Our friend Dunstan was inspired to write this after a visitor's comment at The Seven Trials of Love (May 2000).
"Who's THAT?"
"That's Lady Ursula, my Master's wife and the Mother of our household."
"Yo mama's got a body like BLAM!"
BLAM
a song by Master Dunstan LeHeryngmongere in honor of THL Ursula von Bremen (my SCA persona)
She is the matron of House Bayard . . .
And she don’t take no lip.
She’s a straight shootin no crap Mother of the Household
(She kind of navigates the ship)
And if she tells you to jump - you gonna jump.
And if she tells you to stand, you gonna stand
chorus
She’d be just like my momma-
if my momma had a body like BLAM.
Yeah, She’d be just like my momma-
if my momma had a body like BLAM.
She’s the keeper of the Calender, too . . .
She keeps the populace on track
She’s been tellin’ people where to go since 1996
(You better listen to her, Jack)
When she say start, you better start
When she say ‘stop!’ you say ‘Yes Ma’am!’
chorus
Have you seen her getting ready to dance?
She is the candle, he’s the moth-
Look out Valdemar, you gonna get burned!
On this lady when she's goth
If she says mosh- you gotta mosh!
If she says slam, you gotta slam!
chorus
Your mother may sew like the wind itself . . .
she may make delicious meals . . . .
But ask yourself, my brother,
when you talk about your mother . . . .
How does she look in six inch spiked heels?
chorus
.
Well, yeah. It is. :-)
Our friend Dunstan was inspired to write this after a visitor's comment at The Seven Trials of Love (May 2000).
"Who's THAT?"
"That's Lady Ursula, my Master's wife and the Mother of our household."
"Yo mama's got a body like BLAM!"
BLAM
a song by Master Dunstan LeHeryngmongere in honor of THL Ursula von Bremen (my SCA persona)
She is the matron of House Bayard . . .
And she don’t take no lip.
She’s a straight shootin no crap Mother of the Household
(She kind of navigates the ship)
And if she tells you to jump - you gonna jump.
And if she tells you to stand, you gonna stand
chorus
She’d be just like my momma-
if my momma had a body like BLAM.
Yeah, She’d be just like my momma-
if my momma had a body like BLAM.
She’s the keeper of the Calender, too . . .
She keeps the populace on track
She’s been tellin’ people where to go since 1996
(You better listen to her, Jack)
When she say start, you better start
When she say ‘stop!’ you say ‘Yes Ma’am!’
chorus
Have you seen her getting ready to dance?
She is the candle, he’s the moth-
Look out Valdemar, you gonna get burned!
On this lady when she's goth
If she says mosh- you gotta mosh!
If she says slam, you gotta slam!
chorus
Your mother may sew like the wind itself . . .
she may make delicious meals . . . .
But ask yourself, my brother,
when you talk about your mother . . . .
How does she look in six inch spiked heels?
chorus
.