This one's for my Mom, who would probably like to see me smile in a photo
for once. I was too tired to get a natural smile, so I pulled up
Jim Gaffigan's
"Hot Pockets" routine on YouTube. It's so goofy it makes be laugh every
time. His one about
Bacon ("Yayyy Bacon!!!!") is also a keeper. ("Bacon
bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. Not interested in a
salad? Bibbity bobbity BACON!")