Twelve Days of Steampunk
OK - someone had to do it.....(I will be along later with a mop and a bucket.)
On the first day of Christmas....
A fine cup of Darjeeling tea (Lovely!)
Two kid gloves
Three French gents
Four appalling accents
Blooow-ing shit uuup!
Six goggles Googling
Seven pipes-a-puffing
Eight crumpets crumbling
Nine nefarious nemesi (Is that a proper word?)
Ten spats-so-spiffy
Eleven bustles bustling
Twelve patents pending