[The sun is shining. It's not windy, not even a slight breeze, and the sky is blue and devoid of clouds. It's a perfect day.]
[After documenting the fabulous weather for a while the view goes down to a Venusaur that's idly chewing on some grass.]
[It sloooowly pans over to the left to show a Piloswine, just as large as the Venusaur - much bigger
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Cerdito's too big to be a normal pig. And his name doesn't fit him anymore, damn it. You should just call it cerdo idiota.
...How big? [It would be cool if torchic became big enough to ride on...]
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Like... really big. Maybe as big as Rana! [He turns to show the humongous Venusau again, who gives an approving snort]
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As Rana...? [AYEDIOS] No way! That one's way too big! [And very very scary...]
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Heey, no need to be scared! Just because they're big doesn't mean they're dangerous or anything like that. Rana used to be really wild when he was small but now he's calmed down. [Miguel, friend to all the animals]
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D-Damn it, I'm not scared... Yes it does! Name one big thing that isn't dangerous! [everything is dangerous everythinggggggg]
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Okay, everything that's big can be dangerous, but that doesn't mean it is! Just look at Cerdito. He's a giant and he's really nice!
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But he's a pig... I've never met a pig I didn't like. [And Cerdito was just a pig, fluffy pig.] ...Maybe Cerdito isn't horribly scary, but what about Rana?
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I.. wouldn't call him scary. He could be a little rough-and-tumble before but it's not like he'd eat you or anything.
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E-E-Eat me?! H-he hasn't eaten other people h-has he? [Yes he missed the point. Completely.]
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