Sep 20, 2009 23:00
- 15:10 I dreamt that David Beckham and I were brushing our teeth together (no really, not a euphemism) in the bathroom at my house but then all of #
- 15:12 a sudden I was at a swampy graveyard without headstones walking around with a coffin and the ground was moving like someone or something was #
- 15:14 crawling underneath and I looked for a spot to bury the coffin and started digging, but someone was already buried there and I was like #
- 15:15 "Goddammit, just my luck" and then I was at some kind of zoo/aquarium thing and you couldn't really tell where the water ended and the air #
- 15:16 started. Neither could the fish apparently because a weird looking shark flew out and started sort of flapping around like a bird and almost #
- 15:18 ate me. Then a swordfish jumped out and started flying and then a killer whale was about to jump out and I decided this was getting too #
- 15:19 dangerous and ran over to the snakes. Then I got to hold one half of a chopped up python and gave it to Miley Cyrus. #
- 15:20 ... #
- 15:25 I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. This can't be normal. #
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