Aug 18, 2010 20:22
[Les is looking very business-like. He's wearing his best shirt and vest, impeccably clean and groomed. His hands are neatly folded together on his desk in front of him -- a gleaming gold wedding ring quite visible on one hand -- standing out more because the buttons on the shirt and vest are silver, and it clashes.]
Minor note: Whoever couldn't hold it in the shower this morning, pray I never find out who you are.
As I understand it, that wasn't the worst flood in Barge history, but it was effective enough for me to get the picture. Let me guess -- there's really no system in place to get things under control, really. You guys just hear the Admiral announce turbulence, then wait to see if anything weird happens. Hope you don't wind up trying to eat your own fingers, or freudian slipping all your secrets -- what the fuck ever.
[Filtered to the Inmates]
Which is why, if that is the case, I would like to propose one. It's not going to solve all the problems there are, obviously, and it's going to require everyone doing their part to make it work. It won't prevent floods, but it might stop most of us from embarrassing ourselves, or getting ourselves killed in the interim.
this is how les makes friends,
got some angles to play,
the man in charge,
les is being diplomatic,
scary when he's nice