Okay, I don't usually post these things, but it was too funny not to. I think it's fairly obvious why.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for
cleverblasphemy (-10 points). In September I gave
nottheimmortal a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
elashte (-5000 points). In March
tryandmakemedie and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I punched
januarywife in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5075 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
thatsortofaman