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G'day, ladies and gents! We're all in talkative moods today, aren't we? Bit weird and suspicious, I think, but I can't help talking anyway and that's even weirder and more suspicious!
I'm worried about Pat. It's Summer here, I know, but it's cold by his standards. He's okay for now, but once Autumn and Winter start proper, he's gonna be fucked. I might have to trade him back at the Postie before that happens, but how can I just hand him over to some stranger with a clean conscience? Don't really reckon he'll hurt Pat, but how can I be sure? Also, it might hurt his feelings, you know? He's had it rough enough. Don't tell him I said this, but Sam's been saying some really bitchy shit about him. Complaining about his tracking dirt everywhere and saying he's retarded and all kinds of shit. Had to cover Arnie's ears.
I've asked my sister to marry me three times and she still doesn't know I'm in love with her. Pretty much given up on her by this point. It's not so bad though, coz being best mates is good enough and we did make out that one time so maybe we can just do that forever.
Sometimes I like animals more than people. No, wait, most times. Most times I like animals more than people.
I'm worried about Pat. It's Summer here, I know, but it's cold by his standards. He's okay for now, but once Autumn and Winter start proper, he's gonna be fucked. I might have to trade him back at the Postie before that happens, but how can I just hand him over to some stranger with a clean conscience? Don't really reckon he'll hurt Pat, but how can I be sure? Also, it might hurt his feelings, you know? He's had it rough enough. Don't tell him I said this, but Sam's been saying some really bitchy shit about him. Complaining about his tracking dirt everywhere and saying he's retarded and all kinds of shit. Had to cover Arnie's ears.
I've asked my sister to marry me three times and she still doesn't know I'm in love with her. Pretty much given up on her by this point. It's not so bad though, coz being best mates is good enough and we did make out that one time so maybe we can just do that forever.
Sometimes I like animals more than people. No, wait, most times. Most times I like animals more than people.