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[thatsnotaknife]

[The first sounds you'll hear over the phone is possum chattering and the crashing sound a phone makes as it is knocked over. The possum makes more possum noises, almost as if he is trying to communicate something! If any of you do speak possum, it's along the lines of “000, send help! The building is buried by some strange white dirt! There also

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[vaimoksein]

Have you never seen snow before?

[thatsnotaknife]

I have but... Those bastards, she's just a kid! She shouldn't have to see shit like this!

[vaimoksein]

You don't like the snow....?

[thatsnotaknife]

Of course I don't! [Sounds horrified and disgusted, as if Finland had just asked if he enjoyed slaughtering baby koalas.]

[vaimoksein]

I guess you don't get much of it at your place....

Even if you don't want to go outside it's easy to admire its beauty from inside the house! It just doesn't feel like Christmas unless it's snowing back home! Though it is nice to warm up a little bit when I'm visiting down south on Christmas eve.

[Delivering presents, that is. DERP DERP]

[thatsnotaknife]

It's not Christmas if it's not on the beach!

[vaimoksein]

Christmas can be experienced in many ways!

[thatsnotaknife]

Well, yeah, a barbie out back is good too.

[wybrows]

... No.