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[thatsnotaknife]

[The first sounds you'll hear over the phone is possum chattering and the crashing sound a phone makes as it is knocked over. The possum makes more possum noises, almost as if he is trying to communicate something! If any of you do speak possum, it's along the lines of “000, send help! The building is buried by some strange white dirt! There also

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[tomatatas]

Honestly.

[Dumping two winter jackets next to them, as well as a scarf around Wy's neck and beanie on her head] Will you two please calm down. Snow is not the end of the world even if it is awful at times.

Put some warm things on when you go out, and you'll be fine. Or stay inside. Either way, stop shrieking I'm getting a migraine from it.

[wybrows]

Yeah, I'd like to see you go out in it.

[tomatatas]

Give me a jacket, boots and some other warm things and I will. I may live on the coast of the Mediterranean, but my sister does get snow you know. And she does make me visit her.

Usually because she doesn't wear her winter things and gets sick the idiota.

[wybrows]

That's cheating.

[tomatatas]

How so?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Immediately wraps the jacket around him and shivers.] It's cold! Too bloody cold!

[tomatatas]

[Rolls her eyes] Well stay inside then. Christ almighty...

[thatsnotaknife]

Christmas is ruined...

[tomatatas]

[Just stares at him in confusion before oh yeah, southern hemisphere kid

Awkwardly pats him on the back] You'll... you'll be okay.

[thatsnotaknife]

How're we gonna have a barbie if we can't go outside?

Fucking hell I'm screwing up html all over the place

[tomatatas]

....Do they even sell those dolls now? And really Australia, Wy doesn't seem the type to enjoy them.

Re: Fucking hell I'm screwing up html all over the place

[thatsnotaknife]

No, barbie! Barbecue! You gotta have a lamb roast, a few chooks and then a bunch of snaggers and steaks and chops off the barbie! [Eats a lot!]

[tomatatas]

Why didn't you just say barbecue! And how is that a Christmas dinner?

[thatsnotaknife]

How is it not? The cold's frozen ya brain...

[tomatatas]

You need antipasti, to start the meal, maybe with a light wine. Then the pasta dish. Then a roast, chicken, turkey, duck, goose something like that. And then dessert, like a sponge cake, or pandolce.

[thatsnotaknife]

That's not nearly enough! And ya want red wine!