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[thatsnotaknife]

[There was food, of course he ate it. Even if it was a bit gross, this is the man who grew up on English cooking, it's like a French feast to him. After he gets changed into khaki adventure gear, Australia feels the need to make a dramatic phone call.]

Well, ladies and gents, we've all had our fun, but now it's time to get to business. The Great

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[armywithcountry]

[Given that at the moment, Prussia actually has claws . . .

. . . he's just going to unsheathe them and try to slice the tops off of the bush Australia is hiding in.]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Leaps at Prussia with a giant net!]

[armywithcountry]

[Shreds the giant net with his MOTHERFUCKING CLAWS FUCK YEAH before trying to tackle Australia.]

Trying to capture me for your experiments, huh? Bring it! I'll kick your ass!

[thatsnotaknife]

Now this is a real dangerous critter- [Tackled! Trying to wrestle into a headlock while avoiding those claws] Though they've been endangered over the past 70 years, we're bloody lucky to get a glimpse of the beautiful- Oi, fucker, stay still!

[armywithcountry]

The hell you calling endangered? I'm not one of your fucking specimens, asshole! And there's only one guy around as awesome as me, and that's me!

[ROLLING AROUND WITH AUSTRALIA LIKE A BOSS and also trying to gut him sorry but Prussiarine doesn't play nice]

[thatsnotaknife]

[t-trying to avoid getting gutted, obviously, and punching Prussiarine in the back] Now we don't wanna play rough with this little bugger coz he's protected but with those nasty claws you gotta watch out- Bastard!

[armywithcountry]

Ha! Rough's the only way I know how to play! And the fuck do you mean by protected? I'm strong enough to take all of you anti-mutants on!

[Trying to grab Australia's hands and punch him in the stomach which uh doesn't really work well with the claws . . .]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Is he going to get stabbed oh no] Bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger! [Also trying to grab Prussia's hands! This will certainly work!]