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[thatsnotaknife]

[There was food, of course he ate it. Even if it was a bit gross, this is the man who grew up on English cooking, it's like a French feast to him. After he gets changed into khaki adventure gear, Australia feels the need to make a dramatic phone call.]

Well, ladies and gents, we've all had our fun, but now it's time to get to business. The Great

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[the_wee_big_hag]

[...goes to get frying pan.]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Silently crawling through the window...]

[the_wee_big_hag]

[There is a frying pan being held above you.]

Who are you and what do you want?

[thatsnotaknife]

... [Holds a finger to his lips.] Shh, miss, stay quiet now...

[the_wee_big_hag]

....

Let me guess you're another one of England's family come to try and scare him.

...Don't you people have anything better to do with your time?

[thatsnotaknife]

I'm not trying to scare him, it's way too close after Halloween for that! He'll be expecting it!

I'm hear to recover the sacred, lost artefact of Wollongong, the Great Kianpraty.

[the_wee_big_hag]

I'll take that as a yes in the relation part.

....the what?

[thatsnotaknife]

He's my big brother.

The Great Kianpraty.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Thought so.

....describe it.

[thatsnotaknife]

It's small, fluffy and embroidered on with shiny thread. It's here somewhere, I know it.

[the_wee_big_hag]

....

You mean one of the pillows England embroidered?

You'll have to be more specific we have lots of those.

[thatsnotaknife]

That's just the kind of trick he'd try...

[the_wee_big_hag]

.....what?

[thatsnotaknife]

But if simple duplicates is all he's done to stop me, he's underestimated

Brooke Kelly
Bushranger Adventurer

and will pay dearly for his mistake!

[the_wee_big_hag]

......

Should I ask what he did this time?

[thatsnotaknife]

He stole and ancient artefact from the people of Wollongong... But now I'm here to get it back!