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[thatsnotaknife]

[There was food, of course he ate it. Even if it was a bit gross, this is the man who grew up on English cooking, it's like a French feast to him. After he gets changed into khaki adventure gear, Australia feels the need to make a dramatic phone call.]

Well, ladies and gents, we've all had our fun, but now it's time to get to business. The Great

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[mr_blandy_bland]

[Canada's sitting in the shade of the porch wearing his coat. He's trying his best to cover up and stay out of the sun (for reasons soon to be apparent.) when he hears a voice coming from the bushes.]

Australia, is that you?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Ducks down and stays vewy vewy quiet.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

[He's kind of hesitant to go investigate. His new skin condition is very embarrassing. After a couple seconds, he puts the hood on the coat up and steps off the porch. If he doesn't face the sun, everything should be okay.]

Are you drunk or something?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Backs up slightly as Canada steps out.] Oh, there he goes, would ya look at that!

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Inching ever closer.]

I shouldn't have asked....

[thatsnotaknife]

[Leaps over the fence to keep some distance between them.] Uh oh, now he's definitely noticed us! We'll have to be careful as now, or he'll have our throats!

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Looks over the fence.]

I'm not going to hurt you. I'm used to people hiding in the bushes.

[thatsnotaknife]

[Leaps at!]

[mr_blandy_bland]

Wha...what?

[Leans back, his hood falls down in the process.]

[thatsnotaknife]

Crikey, mates, take a look at that! Now this is the skin of a killer!

[mr_blandy_bland]

P-please don't say that!

[thatsnotaknife]

Isn'e gorgeous? [Trying to pin Canada to the ground.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

I'm not an animal you know that right, Australia. Right!?

[Squirming, trying to get away...and failing.]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Sits on.]

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Can't move...why you do this?]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Because he is the best little bro ever.] Well, that was easier than expected!