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[thatsnotaknife]

[There was food, of course he ate it. Even if it was a bit gross, this is the man who grew up on English cooking, it's like a French feast to him. After he gets changed into khaki adventure gear, Australia feels the need to make a dramatic phone call.]

Well, ladies and gents, we've all had our fun, but now it's time to get to business. The Great

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B

[scentofbauhinia]

[outside his house, chillin' on the porch

and he can hear the voice coming from the bushes, which definitely sounds familiar] ...Thanks, but I don't have claws.

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[thatsnotaknife]

Ah, bugger, he's heard us... We'll have to keep real quiet, the species is notoriously 'armless, but when agitated they- Actually probably doesn't matter if 'e 'ears us. [Still hiding in the bush, talking to Sam on his shoulder (apparently, since there's no TV cameras... Hopefully...)]

[scentofbauhinia]

[oookay....... hey, harmless what do you mean harmless]

...Australia? You know you're acting weird, right?

[thatsnotaknife]

Eeeasy there, mate... Easy... [Approaching carefully with his hands out in front of him.]

[scentofbauhinia]

[just

this face

but he continues to just sit on the porch such a docile creature]

...Aren't you supposed to say "crikey" now? [just figures you're being weird and pretending to be steve irwin for whatever reason... not that he's ever imagined himself as bruce lee or anything..... sob if only he was that cool]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Tackles!]

[scentofbauhinia]

[oh holy crap

he is not a crocodile bro

there had better not be eyebrow friction]

--The hell are you doing? [struggling!]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Only you can stop eyebrow fires, Hong Kong

Putting Hong Kong in a headlock and sitting on him.] Ah, he's gotten a bit stroppy but I reckon I can handle 'im!

[scentofbauhinia]

[fyhftghyg Australia you are a lot heavier than him

oh god his back. it's almost enough to make him not mock england or china anymore... I did say almost]

A bit... Get off me... [still thrashing around, or rather his legs are]

[thatsnotaknife]

[Hey, hey, the Northern Territory is all muscle. Australia just sits tight.] Now, the real hard part is staying put until he tuckers himself out, then we've got him!

[scentofbauhinia]

[admittedly, that... won't take long

lazy bastard that he is]

...Who are you even talking to?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Petting Hong Kong's hair.] Shh, sshh, there ya go... There ya go...

[scentofbauhinia]

[purrs? ftyhfjfh now really what the fuck]

...You've gone wrong.

[thatsnotaknife]

[Pulls some rope out of somewhere or other] Shh... Ssh...

[scentofbauhinia]

[SCREAMINGGG

Australia he is very flattered but has never really looked at you that way]

...I just remembered I have a dentist appointment.

Oh. Look. Is that a dingo?

[thatsnotaknife]

[Going to try and bind Hong Kong's hands together behind him.] You might worry about those noises he's making, but that's just this critter's default state, so to speak. No worries, fellas, he's just feeling curious about what's happenin' now!