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ALERT:
BRANDON ANKNEY GOT HEAD FROM AN ATTRACTIVE BLONDE GIRL LAST NIGHT. PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING.
-THE PHONE CALL HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE TO THE WHITE HOUSE. THEY ARE PLANNING TO RAISE THE TERROR ALERT TO AT LEAST ORANGE.
-PLEASE CHECK YOUR HOUSE AND BELONGINGS FOR PESTILENCE.
-ANY BIG FOOT OR YETI SIGHTINGS CAN BE REPORTED TO YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.
-CONTACT WITH UFO'S/ALIENS FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS IS TO BE EXPECTED.
-DAN HARRIS NOW BELIEVES IN JESUS.
-NELSON HAS QUIT SMOKING AND THREW AWAY HIS XBOX.
-NATE TELLS THE TRUTH IN ALL SITUATIONS.
THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS AN ACTUAL ALERT. PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. THE WORLD DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
Thank you for your time.
, bitch.
BRANDON ANKNEY GOT HEAD FROM AN ATTRACTIVE BLONDE GIRL LAST NIGHT. PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING.
-THE PHONE CALL HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE TO THE WHITE HOUSE. THEY ARE PLANNING TO RAISE THE TERROR ALERT TO AT LEAST ORANGE.
-PLEASE CHECK YOUR HOUSE AND BELONGINGS FOR PESTILENCE.
-ANY BIG FOOT OR YETI SIGHTINGS CAN BE REPORTED TO YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.
-CONTACT WITH UFO'S/ALIENS FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS IS TO BE EXPECTED.
-DAN HARRIS NOW BELIEVES IN JESUS.
-NELSON HAS QUIT SMOKING AND THREW AWAY HIS XBOX.
-NATE TELLS THE TRUTH IN ALL SITUATIONS.
THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS AN ACTUAL ALERT. PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. THE WORLD DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
Thank you for your time.
, bitch.