Stupid thing not to do # 478
When looking for brown sugar in the pantry, don't be so damn lazy that you can't reach up to the high shelf to get the box clearly marked "Brown Sugar", instead opting for what looks like a cinnamon/brown sugar/raw sugar mix in a tupperware container within easy reach. You will then undoubtedly assume it is a sugar mix and without smelling or tasting it, toss it with wild abandon onto your oatmeal. Mixing it around, you will note that it has an odd, slightly reddish color. Upon tasting your concoction, you will realize you have used some of your boyfriend's pre-mixed rub that he uses for making smoked pork shoulder. It contains cayenne pepper among other things unsuitable for oatmeal.