Two Girls From Houston In King Uther's Court

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Last night on the island (Katchoo, Firekeeper, Dinah)
Saint Louis doesn't have dairy maids. (Merlin)
Or a crown prince. (Arthur)
Or people with tails. (Merlin)
Or trolls. (Merlin)
Or at least people don't PROPOSE to them. (Merlin, Arthur, Katchoo, crazy medieval people)
I always stop Katchoo from punching people at weddings. (Merlin, Arthur, Katchoo, crazy medieval people)
Merlin didn't steal a walrus either. (Arthur, Katchoo)
Arthur's dad is a dick and I kind of hate him. (Arthur, crazy medieval people)
That's why the lady is a TROLL. Did we mention that? (Katchoo, Arthur, crazy medieval people, TROLL)
After which we will never eat again. (Katchoo, Arthur, crazy medieval people, TROLL)
In which Arthur's dad is not a *complete* dick (but I still kind of hate him) and there is no more TROLL and also there are hugs (Katchoo, Arthur, Merlin, crazy medieval people, ex-TROLL)
In which medieval romances are boring, Gwen isn't unlike on the show, and Katchoo and I go "fishing" (Katchoo, Guinevere)
Heading home. (Merlin, Arthur, Katchoo)
Saint Louis: oddly more familiar than it's cracked up to be (Katchoo)