Voicemail

[thatsamilkshake]

"This is Francine. I'm out right now, so leave me a message and I'll call you back later!"

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Crazy Phone Day

[lovemykilt]

[ooc: from here]

"Okay, look. I think you're a great girl, really. And totally hot. But, uh. I'm not your boyfriend. We barely know each other. I'm glad you're apparently having a very rich fantasy life with me, but seriously.

"Unless, you know, you wanna go out for real sometime. I could be down with that."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[thatsamilkshake]

[ -----> and ----->. Because I'm eeeeevil, yes.]

Phone Hijinxs!

[stupid_toasters]

[From here!]

"Of course you're not my frakking mother! I don't even know where you got that notion but it's wrong and you're wrong and you are not my mother so you can just extinguish that fire. We're not related and I don't wanna live in your trailer park."

Re: Phone Hijinxs!

[thatsamilkshake]

[ ----->]

[not_fangirl]

From here

Bass, when I find you, I am going to beat you until you can't move. Is that understood? I'm giving you one chance to apologize before this.

I suggest you take it.

[thatsamilkshake]

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[blondecanary]

[ from here]

"I've never jaywalked! It's all a mistake! You're trying to arrest someone else! And the conspiracy thing was just a joke. Really. Really. We'll stop right now."

[thatsamilkshake]

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[baskiceball]

Once he got this message, Marshall assumed that Barney had given out his number to girls as a fake number. So he decided to call Barney to clear things up.

"Um, hey dude, I know this is going to sound weird but some lesbian left me an angry message and I was wondering if you were giving out my number to chicks instead of your own. Seriously, stop doing that. This was one angry lesbian. She scared me."

[thatsamilkshake]

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