*waterskis behind the bandwagon*
Xander Harris Carson:
* Is from
Buffy the Vampire Slayer* Has been around since a week after Fandom High started
* Is That Guy Who Always Has More Female Friends Than Male And Will Sigh But Run Out To The Store To Buy You Things From That Aisle If Needed
* Is a class of 2006 FH alum who went home for 6 months and aged 6 years. Ooops.
* Was a townie for quite a while after that, running MCA
* Is (after much fumbling) bi-leaning-a-lot-towards-girls but very, very married to a guy.
* Now lives in THE FUTURE with husband
bridge_carson, as well as
multiplez and now
time_flyer_5* Is a carpenter, among other things
* Wears an eye-patch; has a prosthetic eye but isn't fond of it so most people don't know it's there
* Has a sense of humor about almost everything.
* Is, or at least tries to be, a mensch
* Has some Issues with vampires, though
* Is a complete pushover for five year old girls
Helen Francine Peters:
* Is from
Strangers In Paradise* Comes from a canon so insanely and occasionally incoherently retconned that sometimes even
thismaskiwear and I aren't sure which page we're on, how old Francine and Katchoo were when they met, or what color the sky is on Francine's home planet.
* Is a little bit psychic, mostly restricted to possible stuff in her own future or people she loves being in danger. See 'white streak, comma, canon.'
* Is staaacked.
* Likes food and cooking, especially baked goods. It shows.
* Likes children.
* Likes you.
* Unless you hurt someone she cares about.
* Is actually named Helen Francine Peters, but always goes by Francine. (Will also answer to Francie or Fran.)
* Is BFF with one Katina Marie Choovanski since seventh grade, despite see above re: insane retcons, because we say so.
* Is ...slooooooooowly coming to grips with the fact that maaaaaybe it actually is kind of That Way with her and
thismaskiwear.
* Is 98.6% straight, which explains some of the slowly part.
* Is kind of an idiot, which explains the rest.
* Is also kind of That Way with
bigdamndestiny who is kind of That Way with
bitch_prince because any other way would be Just Too Uncomplicated.
(
The De-frocked Elder God ) -- contain your shock. CONTAIN I-- Dammit, you got shock all over the bedspread again.