Warning!!! Nudity and Trailer Trash Ahead

Jul 22, 2004 14:28

Ok so I'm sending this out so everyone knows about this horrible scheme being pulled by a bunch of perverts so please read bellow, so you don't become victim:

I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important! Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list!

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey and asks you to take your clothes off, do not do it! This is a scam; they only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid... and cheap....

So anyways I had a hilarious encounter with Billy Bob trailer trash today that thus proves that they are hilarious. So I get off of work and I have to get lunch for my little sister so I choose The golder arches because it's on my way home. So this is a nifty drive thru it has to places to order and you merge. That's exciting, so I order her heart attack with a side of clogged arteries and wait for the car on the side to go because she ordered before me. I'm just following directions. But all of a sudden I hear some guy yelling and I was like great it's a bum wanting fuckin money so I ignore it. But he honks and is yelling that I need to move up because his fat ass needs to eat. So I simply tell him I can't move up because the lane merges and there is a person in front of me, I don't want to get in an accident. Well apparently he cant read or hear so he proceeds to honk and yap yap yap. Until finally he gets out of his car and as soon as he he sees I'm hispanic and quite tall his attitude changes and the traffic starts moving. ha ha He got out of his car for nothing and I was moving and his fat ass had to walk back to his car which was probably the most exercise he's done in forever. It was so funny he looked so stereotypical with the wife beater, shaved head, and tattoos and the mouth that doesn't close; looks like hyena from the lion king. Ohhh how I love confrontations where I know if I would've got out of the car I would've shanked his ass. ha ha But a good time was had. I love where the person just looks stupid. It was so sad to see another person overweight and just mad at themselves for getting that way. I almost wanted to give him a hug and tell him that being a fat ass wasn't the worst that could happen, there are worse things for example: if he reproduces. That will just be all kinds of bad.
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