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thatrapscallion

aladdin boasts his daring escape;

Apr 25, 2008 02:34

[Some time shortly after this - and by 'some time', I mean about fifteen blocks of exhausting running]

[Private to friends, plus Erin]

Holy Hell, that was a close call! He practically had a gun to my head! It's a goddamn good thing I spent those years studying taekwondo, jujitsu and tai chi! I knew a triple black belt would come in handy ( Read more... )

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Same lock. wearingshirts April 25 2008, 14:10:26 UTC

[directly after this]

WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY SHOP AFTERHOURS, MURDOCK VARLETTI, I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A STICK.

Re: Same lock. thatrapscallion April 25 2008, 16:13:37 UTC

I was coming to get cheap flowers see you! What, a friend can't just drop by and say hi once in a while?

Well, clearly we can't without threats on our lives.

Same lock. wearingshirts April 25 2008, 16:36:23 UTC

NOT ANYMORE, BECAUSE YOU'RE RETARDED. I'm going to FEED YOU TO PIGS.

Re: Same lock. thatrapscallion April 25 2008, 16:40:01 UTC

Oh my god, is this why you hate me? Because this crazy British killer guy is brainwashing you to be an equally crazy killer minion girl... thing?

The death threats. The excessive aggression. It all makes sense now!

Same lock. wearingshirts April 25 2008, 16:42:00 UTC

I hate you because you FAIL AT LIFE and try to use me to get CHEAP FLOWERS and LIE ALL THE TIME and are a total jerk to KATIE and SUCK.

Same lock. wearingshirts April 25 2008, 16:42:31 UTC

ALSO HE ISN'T BRAINWASHING ME!

Re: Same lock. thatrapscallion April 25 2008, 16:44:43 UTC

Those aren't legitimate reasons. Clearly, this is brainwashing.

Same lock. wearingshirts April 25 2008, 16:49:25 UTC

STOP THAT.

Re: Same lock. thatrapscallion April 26 2008, 05:23:32 UTC

Don't worry Erin, I'll deprogram you!

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