aladdin shows some arabic pride;

[thatrapscallion]

You know, there's been a lot of craziness on these pages lately, and the primary byproduct I've been noticing is that the Aesopeans have been placed up on some sort of pedestal as the 'best' Tale group.

Now, I don't want to stir anything up - the Aesopeans are a perfectly boring nice group of Tales. Some of my best friends are Aesopeans, I swear!

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[neigh_sayer]

I'm sorry. What?

[thatrapscallion]

Come on Luna, join us! You'd be a welcome addition to our ranks! I mean, it's not like there are any ass jokes made about the Arabics! You'd be completely safe over here.

[neigh_sayer]

Are you high?

I am the Ass, Murdock. Like it or not. If I "joined your ranks" which is IMPOSSIBLE, I'd still be the Ass. And there are about 5,000 ways that I'd love to kill you right now for even bringing it up.

[thatrapscallion]

Ahh, but you'd be an Arabic Ass. And we have the best asses. I'll wear my sexy jeans next time I see you to prove it.

... that's a lot of ways.

[neigh_sayer]

Please... Don't.