aladdin gets a bedtime surprise;

[thatrapscallion]

WHY ARE THERE MARBLES IN MY BED

THEY ARE ALL OVER TH--

[a sharp pen streak across the page, indicative of him falling on his ass]

Comments

[reallyaprincess]

Someone obviously thought you deserved this. And whoever it is, I would like to congratulate. This has to be the funniest thing I've read in ages! Well done!

[thatrapscallion]

This isn't funny and I certainly don't deserve it! It could have resulted in serious injury! And then who would walk your dog!?

[reallyaprincess]

But you are okay, aren't you?

[thatrapscallion]

MAYBE

[reallyaprincess]

....do you need anything?

[thatrapscallion]

Clearly, someone is out to get me and the Pentamerone is no longer safe!

Can I come stay with you for a little while?

[reallyaprincess]

Only if you promise to stay on the couch.

[thatrapscallion]

DEAL

[reallyaprincess]

You might as well stay here while I'm gone. I think Binky would be happier at home anyway.

[thatrapscallion]

Really? Awesome!

Do I still have to stay on the couch when you're gone?

[reallyaprincess]

Well...I think so, yes. I don't approve of people having sex in my bed who are not me. Sorry.

[thatrapscallion]

So what you're saying is, if I have sex in your bed it has to be with you?

Miss Bredoteau, I think these negotiations have come to a close. I accept your proposal!

[reallyaprincess]

NO! What I'm saying is the only person who has sex in my bed is me, with the person of my choosing.

Meaning I am not leaving you alone in my apartment to do as you will in my bed! I sleep there, Murdock! I don't want your...ewww. Not continuing this thought!!!!

[thatrapscallion]

My darling, dearest princess, I hereby swear to you that I will never have sex with anyone in your bed except you.

[reallyaprincess]

I somehow feel there's a loophole here.