[Private to Eddy, Evan, Alejandro, Theo and Athan]
Gentlemen!
Through some particularly ingenious
subterfuge, it has come to my attention that this weekend there will be a gathering at Bianca's apartment of beautiful, scantily-clad womenfolk. Naturally, I propose we attend. I cannot promise that this will be a safe mission, but I suspect the benefits would well outweigh any costs.
Unfortunately, simply purloining this information came at a price, and as a result I need a volunteer to go on a blind date with Cassia. She's gorgeous, gents - first come, first serve. You also may need to pretend to be a violin-playing surgeon named Jefferson Dante.
Finally, Esteemed Members of the Boy Posse: please say hello to our newest pledge, Athan Babcock. I'm sponsoring him for membership.