aladdin receives a christmas surprise;

Dec 28, 2007 00:52

Okay, whoever put a lump of coal in my stocking? Not very funny.

Allison. )

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stylishlyevil December 28 2007, 09:12:47 UTC
Oh, it is, I assure you. And well-deserved.

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thatrapscallion December 28 2007, 09:26:58 UTC
Totally not.

Do you know how dirty coal is? There's all this coal dust worked into the fabric. I love this stocking! Where does someone even find a lump of coal these days?

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stylishlyevil December 28 2007, 11:27:32 UTC
In a coal scuttle presumably.

I'm not one to list your idiocies, it would take far too much of my valuable time which I have no wish to waste on you. Calculating, sneaky little rat that you are, I'm sure you annoyed any number of coal-owning people.

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thatrapscallion December 28 2007, 23:10:59 UTC
A coal what now?

I don't think that's an entirely fair list of traits to level me with! Well, 'calculating' could work I suppose, but it's not an entirely bad characteristic, you just make it sound bad. I mean, everyone uses calculators! They're very helpful things. I bet even you have one on your desk.

But I'm not a rat!

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Allison. thatrapscallion December 28 2007, 09:28:04 UTC
Oh, you have kittens? I didn't know that. I love kittens!

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Re: Allison/Murdock thatrapscallion December 28 2007, 09:47:52 UTC
He did?

I mean, that's cool - kind of a strange thing to give as a present though, right? I mean, you could have been allergic or something, and with your busy work schedule and frequent travel, kittens seem like an awfully big responsibility to just spring on a person...

But I guess Harrison never really seemed like the kind of person that thinks things through, right? It's still a very sweet gesture!

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superiffic December 28 2007, 10:36:37 UTC
Maybe you could have a BBQ??

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Edwina. thatrapscallion December 28 2007, 10:48:42 UTC
Edwina! Just the girl I was looking for.

Do you know anything about a New Years Eve party that Sam is attending? I figured you might be the person to ask, seeing as how you're so knowledgeable about all the most important and affluent events.

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Re: Edwina/Murdock superiffic December 28 2007, 10:52:40 UTC
He's having a But I !!!

Maybe it's a surprise for me??

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Re: Edwina/Murdock thatrapscallion December 28 2007, 11:10:04 UTC
Maybe!

Just in case, you should let him know that you're looking for something to do on New Years, so he remembers to invite you to your party! And you know I wouldn't miss it for the world, so make extra sure to ask him if you can bring a guest.

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getoffmybridge December 28 2007, 13:41:58 UTC
I think it's fucking hilarious. Don't know who did it, but I wish it was me.

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thatrapscallion December 28 2007, 23:31:23 UTC
Aren't you supposed to be preventing this kind of vandalism?

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getoffmybridge December 28 2007, 23:43:12 UTC
I'm the security guard, not a Santa's helper

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thatrapscallion December 28 2007, 23:49:54 UTC
Yeah but I live in the Pen so this horrible act was committed in your jurisdiction!

I demand an immediate investigation!

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Murdock. wishboned December 28 2007, 16:14:15 UTC
Whoever put a lump of coal in your stocking is hysterical.

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