°˚°Single White Flower°˚°~[Dream 12]
Warnings: SO MUCH CRACK...just so much...And men without shirts.
So, a long long time ago in a far away place you wouldn't know was a kingdom. Their princess was totally kidnapped by an evil fire breathing dragon and all that jazz. Thus the handsome swordsman and his young ward goes off to search for the fair maiden, while overcoming all obstacles in his way by the mere look at his rippling bod!
And here in the belly of the cave was the evil dragon breathing fire and smoke on the fair blond spiky hair damsel. Well, actually it was Cid in a dragon suit, but close enough. Alas, the blond was bound and at the dragon's mercy.
"Ew, ewwww....so gross. Do you have to do that all over me?"
"Hey, I'm TRYING to cut back, so shut the #@(#$ &@ up!"
Tear eyed weeping, "You're so mean...! You're ruining my dress and giving me slow lung cancer in the process."
"DO NOT WEEP FAIR PRINCESS FOR I AM HERE!"
"Who the #@(#$! is that?"
"It's..."
There at the entrance with light pouring behind him in a dramatic fashion was a man saddled on his trusty steed....what is that some kind of hor--no wait, was that a pony? No matter! A mysterious wind was brushing through his mane
"...it's Sir Leon! The dashing, handsome swordsman that has traveled the land to come to save me!" Oh, there was hope and a sparkle in her eye upon seeing her savior basking in a heavenly light with chest glistening from his long travel!
"...hey, I came to save you too blondie! But only cause I'm gettin' something out of it." Everyone always forgets the loveable sidekick!
"...that doesn't explain why he isn't wearing a damn shirt and smells like a #@^$%ing gym locker." The swordsman smelled like he has naught bathed within a forth night! Though, this was of no importance to him. With a flick of his head, he whipped the locks of his mane over his shoulders before giving a sparkling charming smile.
"I have come to save the seemingly attractive princess. You will hand him or her over before I brandish my legendary sword and cut you down."
"...a-ah, Sir Leon...you can't! Your legendary sword will be too overwhelming!"
"Psh, WHATEVER, girlfriend." And did he just hand flop? Yea...he just hand flopped.
"I dare you! #@($!#ing double dog dare you even!"
There was a hushed gasp from Yuffie and Cloud. How can anyone ignore such a challenge!?
"Alright, you left me with...no choice!"
The atmosphere was heated and silence settled in the air. A hand slid down his flexing glistening abs where he unstrapped his sword form the holster. A gleaming light peeked from the sheathe the more it slid out. There was anticipation and wide eyes all on him before....BEHOLD He brandished his saber that THROBBED in the heavenly light! blinding him!
"Haha...take that dragon! TASTE MY THROBBING LIGHT OF JUSTICE!"
"ARGH! FucK, fuck, fuck...MY EYES!"
The dragon could not take anymore of this and the blinding trauma.to follow. Thus he made a hasty escape leaving a trail of smoke behind! Once turning tail, the dashing swordsman holstered his sword. Leaving his young side kick and princess in utter awe!
"It...it was so big...and so...so legendary." Blushes, while holding a hand up to her cheek in a daze.
"...better than I could ever have imagined!" The princess was suffering from a nosebleed. Yet, there was still celebration to be had...!
"Haha...pardon me, thus my piece of steel was not meant for a ladies eyes alone!"
Thus, the swordsman rescued Princess Cloud whisking him or her off in his arm on his trusty, yet stout steed! Where he'd travel back across the lands to yonder kingdom where he was knighted and rewarded handsomely! He could now buy that shirt he always wanted and less tight pants. He was offered the princesses hand in servitude, but alas! He was too MANLY to let this body go to waste on one chick. So, he will now and forever remain the wandering single swordsman. And they all, more or less lived Happily Ever After.
[The feed would finally end and Yuffie was laying on the couch. She had to sit up for a moment and just wonder...what the hell did she eat earlier to dream something like that!? She could only put a hand over her face.]
...never eating sweets before I doze off again. Ever...god
[ooc: Speaking colors: Leon, Cid, Yuffie, Cloud
So, a long long time ago in a far away place you wouldn't know was a kingdom. Their princess was totally kidnapped by an evil fire breathing dragon and all that jazz. Thus the handsome swordsman and his young ward goes off to search for the fair maiden, while overcoming all obstacles in his way by the mere look at his rippling bod!
And here in the belly of the cave was the evil dragon breathing fire and smoke on the fair blond spiky hair damsel. Well, actually it was Cid in a dragon suit, but close enough. Alas, the blond was bound and at the dragon's mercy.
"Ew, ewwww....so gross. Do you have to do that all over me?"
"Hey, I'm TRYING to cut back, so shut the #@(#$ &@ up!"
Tear eyed weeping, "You're so mean...! You're ruining my dress and giving me slow lung cancer in the process."
"DO NOT WEEP FAIR PRINCESS FOR I AM HERE!"
"Who the #@(#$! is that?"
"It's..."
There at the entrance with light pouring behind him in a dramatic fashion was a man saddled on his trusty steed....what is that some kind of hor--no wait, was that a pony? No matter! A mysterious wind was brushing through his mane
"...it's Sir Leon! The dashing, handsome swordsman that has traveled the land to come to save me!" Oh, there was hope and a sparkle in her eye upon seeing her savior basking in a heavenly light with chest glistening from his long travel!
"...hey, I came to save you too blondie! But only cause I'm gettin' something out of it." Everyone always forgets the loveable sidekick!
"...that doesn't explain why he isn't wearing a damn shirt and smells like a #@^$%ing gym locker." The swordsman smelled like he has naught bathed within a forth night! Though, this was of no importance to him. With a flick of his head, he whipped the locks of his mane over his shoulders before giving a sparkling charming smile.
"I have come to save the seemingly attractive princess. You will hand him or her over before I brandish my legendary sword and cut you down."
"...a-ah, Sir Leon...you can't! Your legendary sword will be too overwhelming!"
"Psh, WHATEVER, girlfriend." And did he just hand flop? Yea...he just hand flopped.
"I dare you! #@($!#ing double dog dare you even!"
There was a hushed gasp from Yuffie and Cloud. How can anyone ignore such a challenge!?
"Alright, you left me with...no choice!"
The atmosphere was heated and silence settled in the air. A hand slid down his flexing glistening abs where he unstrapped his sword form the holster. A gleaming light peeked from the sheathe the more it slid out. There was anticipation and wide eyes all on him before....BEHOLD He brandished his saber that THROBBED in the heavenly light! blinding him!
"Haha...take that dragon! TASTE MY THROBBING LIGHT OF JUSTICE!"
"ARGH! FucK, fuck, fuck...MY EYES!"
The dragon could not take anymore of this and the blinding trauma.to follow. Thus he made a hasty escape leaving a trail of smoke behind! Once turning tail, the dashing swordsman holstered his sword. Leaving his young side kick and princess in utter awe!
"It...it was so big...and so...so legendary." Blushes, while holding a hand up to her cheek in a daze.
"...better than I could ever have imagined!" The princess was suffering from a nosebleed. Yet, there was still celebration to be had...!
"Haha...pardon me, thus my piece of steel was not meant for a ladies eyes alone!"
Thus, the swordsman rescued Princess Cloud whisking him or her off in his arm on his trusty, yet stout steed! Where he'd travel back across the lands to yonder kingdom where he was knighted and rewarded handsomely! He could now buy that shirt he always wanted and less tight pants. He was offered the princesses hand in servitude, but alas! He was too MANLY to let this body go to waste on one chick. So, he will now and forever remain the wandering single swordsman. And they all, more or less lived Happily Ever After.
[The feed would finally end and Yuffie was laying on the couch. She had to sit up for a moment and just wonder...what the hell did she eat earlier to dream something like that!? She could only put a hand over her face.]
...never eating sweets before I doze off again. Ever...god
[ooc: Speaking colors: Leon, Cid, Yuffie, Cloud