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smokesinspace February 23 2011, 03:30:07 UTC
[yeah. she's dead. so dead.

anyway, he had been working late, was enjoying his three hours of sleep, so he had been oblivious to everything...

until Yuffie jumped on him.

cue yelling and cursing.]

THE *$&#& ^&#*!@& &^#&^*$ &#*(& YOU &#&*^*^ YUFFIE I'M GONNA *^&# ^#&* ^@&*^&^#&* ^@&*^&^# ^&@^&# *^*&@#^-

[and cue the flailing.]

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thatpeskyninja February 23 2011, 03:54:26 UTC
[She lived a good life thus far 8D.
Will just some back anyway. Hurp~]

That's not the proper language you should be using for your age!
[Rude awakening is rude. Not to mention the smothering hugs he's getting from her.]

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wait, why did I bleep, this is technically action--oops oh well. smokesinspace February 23 2011, 04:40:13 UTC
I don't give a shit, just get the fuck off me!

[and trying to shove her off.]

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action- psssh, I dunno 8U Silly billy thatpeskyninja February 23 2011, 04:46:15 UTC
[I'm sure you were going to get up super early anyway, she spared you probably another hour anyhow~]

Hahaha~ Hey, watch it...that tickles!
[<3 Even though it's not suppose to.]

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smokesinspace February 23 2011, 04:52:40 UTC
[how about a nice KICK then B|]

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thatpeskyninja February 23 2011, 04:55:37 UTC
[Which is countered with one of her own and a smooch on the forehead before jumping off of him.

8| Kicking ain't nice. You're lucky it's your birthday or she would have bit you.]

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smokesinspace February 23 2011, 05:14:36 UTC
[alkjdfladjsf more swearing.]

Yuffie-! Will you fuckin' quit it!?

[by the way, he keeps his spear like right by him. so guess what he's grabbing as he gets up. yeah. yeah that's right. better start running he's going to chase her.]

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thatpeskyninja February 23 2011, 05:26:54 UTC
Mayyyybbbe~

[Oh, she doesn't do it to completely irritate you. Really~ Quit making it out like it's burning your skin.

...

okkkkkay, looks like she's overstayed her visit long enough. Time to bound off his bed and run out of his room.]

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smokesinspace February 23 2011, 05:37:46 UTC
[better run fast, he's right on your heels and brandishing that spear like a hell man.]

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thatpeskyninja February 23 2011, 05:48:25 UTC
[aoidjoaijoia! Crazy old man. People usually have canes and not sharp pointy spears!]

MISSION ABORT! TARGET IS GETTING RESTLESS AND CRANKY!
[D: Back up! ASSISTANCE!

She'll be running through balloons and heading into the kitchen jumping over the table...NO TIME TO UNLOCK THE DOOR. Umm, open window it is!]

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smokesinspace February 23 2011, 05:50:00 UTC
[and that spear will be tearing through the air she was just standing in as he leans out and shakes his fist at her.]

AND STAY OUT!

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thatpeskyninja February 23 2011, 05:56:57 UTC
Scrooooooooooge!

Don't say I never gave ya nothin' either!

[You get a raspberry blown at you before she runs off. Don't need to give him probable cause to hunt her down too...well more than she already has anyway.]

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