*blinks*
I haven't posted since mid-July? really? I guess I felt like I was all up on lj because of writing small novels on someone's Suits reaction posts *cough*
in other news, writer's block. WHY. for anyone waiting for chapter 12 of Owned, it's now 7000 words long and the penis is finally in the asshole, amen. I'm not sure it's EVER taken me 50,000 words to get the penis in the asshole, it's a new record. it's even been thrusting for a while (actually, in real time, it's been thrusting for a month - Mike must be chafed). I've been working on this chapter so long that it's reached the point where it's all just body parts and funny noises and I'm squinting at my laptop like...why is sex.
I've noticed that basically every time we roll out a new project at work, my creative energy plummets because it's all sucked towards juggling my boss's insane (insane. and also - SQUIRREL!) optimism against...you know...real world constraints like "hours in the day" and "maintaining the business we already have." I kind of saw it coming this time. as he was talking and enthusing, there was a little voice in my head saying 'noooooo, we can't do the thing, because my porn will suffer and that will be saaaaad.' so yeah.
sorry your porn is 2 months overdue. it's my boss's fault - bah, wanting to grow the business and be financially successful. humbug.
in other news, writer's block. WHY. for anyone waiting for chapter 12 of Owned, it's now 7000 words long and the penis is finally in the asshole, amen. I'm not sure it's EVER taken me 50,000 words to get the penis in the asshole, it's a new record. it's even been thrusting for a while (actually, in real time, it's been thrusting for a month - Mike must be chafed). I've been working on this chapter so long that it's reached the point where it's all just body parts and funny noises and I'm squinting at my laptop like...why is sex.
I've noticed that basically every time we roll out a new project at work, my creative energy plummets because it's all sucked towards juggling my boss's insane (insane. and also - SQUIRREL!) optimism against...you know...real world constraints like "hours in the day" and "maintaining the business we already have." I kind of saw it coming this time. as he was talking and enthusing, there was a little voice in my head saying 'noooooo, we can't do the thing, because my porn will suffer and that will be saaaaad.' so yeah.
sorry your porn is 2 months overdue. it's my boss's fault - bah, wanting to grow the business and be financially successful. humbug.