this is why I love my girls

[thatotherperv]

so it all started when casey complained that last night steph gave her a scare. a scare of there-shall-be-no-more-sex. apparently she discovered a little-known fact that squicked her, in her specialness, so thoroughly that casey was afraid there would be no sweet sweet porn-makin at their house any longer. (she was mistaken, but in the meantime...)



thatotherperv: did you not know it was a gland before now?
denied_heaven: no lol
thatotherperv: LMFAO
denied_heaven: i should not have said a thingggggg
thatotherperv: *snorfle*
nyghtpet: well i knew it was called the prostate gland but i never really put 2 n 2 together
thatotherperv: *DIES*
denied_heaven: lmao
thatotherperv: I'm literally
denied_heaven: it wasn't funny last night!
nyghtpet: i always called it bundle o'nerves n shit
thatotherperv: laughing too hard to breathe
thatotherperv: oh god
denied_heaven: i was not laughing!
thatotherperv: I'm dizzy
thatotherperv: ok
thatotherperv: well
thatotherperv: dude, it's the same as it ever was
thatotherperv: you don't have to touch one
thatotherperv: just you know
denied_heaven: lmao
thatotherperv: put a penis up his butt
thatotherperv: he'll like it
nyghtpet: that just made it worse it isn't only a GLAND *gags* it's a BUTT GLAND
thatotherperv: no it's not
denied_heaven: lord not again
denied_heaven: i splaainnedd that
thatotherperv: the prostate isn't actually IN the rectum
thatotherperv: it's just next to it
denied_heaven: see?
nyghtpet: well i KNOW that
denied_heaven: SEE
thatotherperv: there's no like
thatotherperv: duct into the rectum
nyghtpet: but you can still FEEL it in the butt
denied_heaven: sigh
thatotherperv: it makes seminal fluid
nyghtpet: i knowwww thatttttt
denied_heaven: YOUR STICKIN A COCK UP THERE Mannnn
nyghtpet: LMFAO
nyghtpet: *CANT BREATHE*
thatotherperv: dude, all it does is make semen
thatotherperv: that's all it does
nyghtpet: *is rollin*
thatotherperv: the spermz come from the balls
denied_heaven: haha
thatotherperv: n the sticky salty fluid
thatotherperv: comes from the prostate
thatotherperv: ta-da!
thatotherperv: if you're not icked by semen
thatotherperv: you shouldn't be icked by the thing that makes it
nyghtpet: *sigh*
nyghtpet: this is why i am not in the medical field
denied_heaven: lmao
thatotherperv: according to a million blowjob fics, it's yummy candy!
nyghtpet: cuz glands n ducts n secretions n blahhh
denied_heaven: lmfao
thatotherperv: which makes the prostate a candy machine!
thatotherperv: there you go
nyghtpet: LMFAO
thatotherperv: there's a candy machine up the butt
thatotherperv: that's what you shoudl think about
nyghtpet: omg please stop *can't breathe*

I love you, steph. weirdass.