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so, felisblanco made a posting about prince alberts this morning, and then I, for some reason, felt compelled to go to the wikipedia article. and then. I found out some interesting additional things. such as urethral play and the prince's wand. actually, first I came across the wand and then my eyes got like this: O_o and then I looked up the other.
and.....ow.
OWWWWWW.
is this pleasurable somehow? is it like a pain-based pleasure? it must be. it's....*crosses legs sympathetically*
just when I think fandom has introduced me to every kinky concept known to god and man, I...am proven wrong.
eta: additional photographic evidence (worksafe).
not at all even remotely worksafe:
oh. my. god.
Oh. My. God.
OH. MY. GOD.
somebody hold me cuz I is traumatized
and last but not least
dude, it's trying to run away.
ok no. I take it all back. NOW I'm traumatized (again, not in the least bit worksafe). or keep-your-food-down safe. or ever let anyone touch your hoohoo again safe. *crosses legs*
and.....ow.
OWWWWWW.
is this pleasurable somehow? is it like a pain-based pleasure? it must be. it's....*crosses legs sympathetically*
just when I think fandom has introduced me to every kinky concept known to god and man, I...am proven wrong.
eta: additional photographic evidence (worksafe).
not at all even remotely worksafe:
oh. my. god.
Oh. My. God.
OH. MY. GOD.
somebody hold me cuz I is traumatized
and last but not least
dude, it's trying to run away.
ok no. I take it all back. NOW I'm traumatized (again, not in the least bit worksafe). or keep-your-food-down safe. or ever let anyone touch your hoohoo again safe. *crosses legs*