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[thatotherperv]

Dear FOX,

you are a fucking cock-tease. quit promising me the nookie, and then suggesting we play miniature golf instead. you're giving me blue-balls.

thanks for nothing.

mel

MAY 9?? SERIOUSLY? WHYYYYYY.

ETA: spn--et tu, brutus? why hath thou forsaken me? and other languishing-in-anguish literary references.