fun stuff, and disturbing stuff.

[thatotherperv]

ok, so have I mentioned that nyghtpet and I chat and heckle throughout the eps and generally make a ruckus. good times.

• therapy has turned Booth into a woman (hey, even Bones said it)
  
• or a raving psychotic. *stares at him in the lab wanting to burn it down*
  
• either way it's funny. I think he was on the rag.
  
• which explains why he was wolfing down the cake. careful, dave. *waves the s5 box set at him* ok, that was mean. *hangs head*
  
• is it me or did he nearly pee his pants when she almost touched the chalice? ah, DB. always playing an issue-laden catholic.
  
• I've never received therapy in a coffee house before. maybe that's just me. but I love that guy. and he's so fucking with them, imo.
  
• I could have lived my whole life without seeing Jack and Angela going at it. seriously. I know everyone loves them, but...I don't get it. I really really don't.
  
• I'm not entirely sure why Booth gripping his belt buckle turned me on a little. I feel it should not. might have to seek therapy for that. in a coffee house.
  
• why you gonna hijack my booth/bones end-of-ep moment again, huh? whyyyyy you hate me?
  
• wrestling squicks me. no, really
  
• ok, if she didn't know she was confessing...that's not admissible, right? that seemed very odd to me.
  
• poor old crochety priest.
  
• how did sanjaya not get kicked off american idol? okay, wrong show, but...eternal mystery.
  
• next week is a Bones family ep. *squeeeee* I love those.
  

for the record, since there seems to be some confusion *glares at denied_heaven and vamptastica* the icon that I made (yes, I know. and it's horribly lame and I love it anyway) with the hamster, posted earlier today....the hamster is *NOT* being USED in the sexual act between Spike and Angel. fucking sickos. *glares* he's just a casual observer. a very scared casual observer. to the things they are doing that are kinky, but not *that* fucking kinky.

and then I had a very scary conversation with vamps about Richard Gere and small furry creatures and cardboard tubes. *covers face*


Mel says: how they do it
Mel says: *is getting traumatized already*
Mel says: but I kinda wanna know
vamptastica says: they take a paper towel roll, the cardboard, and shove it up your ass
vamptastica says: then the tie a string around the hampster and put it in there...the light the string so the hampster freaks and goes inside and ta dah..............
vamptastica says: ick
Mel says: *stares*
Mel says: so
Mel says: I mean
Mel says: sorry I'm still stuck on this
Mel says: do they all die?
Mel says: I don't understand
Mel says: they must like
vamptastica says: the gerbils?
Mel says: claw you up or like
Mel says: bite you
vamptastica says: i suppose they would
vamptastica says: no they claw...and i guess that's the thrill
vamptastica says: but i don't get it
vamptastica says: i would think they'd suffocate
Mel says: *stares*
Mel says: how do they get it back out
vamptastica says: hand?
vamptastica says: i have no clue........really strong butt muscles?
Mel says: god
Mel says: I mean it must feel pretty weird, cuz it's all furry and
Mel says: wiggly
Mel says: oh god

you may be asking yourself why we talk about these things. you may be asking yourself why vamps *knows* these things. it's probably best not to. lmao. her brain works in mysterious ways.

I'm going to have nightmares about this tonight.

ETA: and now Casey tells me people like to step on them barefoot. *wails* what's wrong with people??