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So I bought my girlfriend home today. She's lovely. I've named her Stacey Q, because we're two hearts that beat as one. I told Dave that I was bringing Girlfriend home, and he was instantly interested, and offered to have her over. He also offered to get some booze and (finally) put his bed in his house. Mind you, he has NO idea she's a jacket*, and thinks I'm actually bringing her 'round. I plan to wear some naughty undies and my Girlfriend and jump on that.
That being said, it takes the possibility of another woman for you to put your bed in your house?? Wtf is that shit? I would be upset, if I didn't take a certain devious pleasure in my deceit. I stress the term 'deceit' because I never lied, per se. So he'll get what he deserves. That being said, bring on the weekend!!
*NO IDEA, avygrrl. I hope to make this a surprise, da? ;)
That being said, it takes the possibility of another woman for you to put your bed in your house?? Wtf is that shit? I would be upset, if I didn't take a certain devious pleasure in my deceit. I stress the term 'deceit' because I never lied, per se. So he'll get what he deserves. That being said, bring on the weekend!!
*NO IDEA, avygrrl. I hope to make this a surprise, da? ;)