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I don't know why, but I've been totally The X-Files nostalgic these last few days. Gotta get my hands on that show on DVD. My preciousss. I shall buy it this summer after I make some cash.
Anyway, I've been digging through some of my old TXF stuff and I thought I'd put up a little picspam of my long time, never to be forgotten OTP, together with some of the hilarious lines they delivered.
Scully: Dating advice? From whom?
Mulder: Yours truly.
Scully: When was the last time you had a date?
Mulder: I´ll talk to you later.
Scully: The Blind leading the Blind.
Bwahaha, too good.
###
Scully: Oh my God, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile.
Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?
###
Mulder: Crazy people can be very persuasive.
Scully: Well, yes. I know that.
###
Scully: So did Boggs confess?
Mulder: No, it was five hours of Boggs "channeling." After three hours I asked him to summon up the soul of Jimi Hendrix and requested All Along the Watchtower. You know, the guy's been dead twenty years, but he still hasn't lost his edge.
LMAO!
###
(Re: the Lone Gunmen)
Scully: Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.
Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.
heh, did we swoon here or what? oh man, the crumbs we were given.
###
Scully: Snake handling - didn´t learn that in catechism class.
Mulder: That´s funny. I knew a couple of Catholic schoolgirls who were expert at it.
###
Scully: According to the briefing, the prisoners escaped while hiding in a laundry cart.
Mulder: I don't think the guards have been watching enough prison movies.
###
Mulder: Will you let me drive?
Scully: I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big Macho Man?
Mulder: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.
awww, this might be the cutest thing he's ever said to her.
###
Mulder: I once saw Elvis in a potatochip.
*snort*
###
Mulder (to Krycek): You´re an invertebrate scum sucker, whose moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry.
LMAO! Never let it be said that Mulder doesn't know how to insult.
###
Scully: Just know, that my last thought were of you and how I´d like to kill you.
(on the phone)
Mulder: I´m sorrry, who is this? LMAO!
###
Mulder: I'm not wearing any pants right now.
Scully: Hm?
###
Scully: Mulder, please just keep reminding him you were drugged.
Mulder: Will you stop that! Stop that.
Scully: It couldn't hurt.
Skinner: Scully? Mulder?
Mulder: I was drugged!
ROTFLMAO! I love Mulder.
###
Mulder: It's a conspiracy wrapped in a plot inside a governement agenda.
LMAO!
###
Mulder: Wow. Admit it, all you want to do is play house. Woman! Get back in here and make me a sandwich!
(Scully throws a rubber glove at him)
Mulder: Did I not make myself clear?
Hahaha, this is one of my favorite episodes, hands down. And later when she shows up with that green mask on her face and he like screams! LMAO!
###
(they see a body in two pieces)
Scully: So, should we arrest David Copperfield?
Mulder: Yes. But not for this.
LMAO!
###
Scully: Spontaneous Human Combustion.
Mulder: (in disbelief) Scully!
Scully: Well isn't that where you're going with this?
Mulder: "Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested Spontaneous Human Combustion".
ROTFLMAO!
###
Scully: Mulder, this is a needle in a haystack. These poor souls have been dead for 50 years. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie.
Mulder: Well I won't sit idly by while you hurl cliches at me. Preparation is the father of inspiration.
Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention.
Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Scully: Eat, sleep, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle.
Hahahahaha...
###
Skinner: Agent Mulder, Mr. Federman will accompany you today to Christ's Church where he will act as an observer on this case. You will extend to him every courtesy and protection you would a friend of mine and a friend of the Bureau's. Agent Scully, I require your services here for the morning.
Mulder: Sir, have I pissed you off in a way that's more than normal?
Bwahaha.
Awww. :)
Bwahaha.
Anyway, I've been digging through some of my old TXF stuff and I thought I'd put up a little picspam of my long time, never to be forgotten OTP, together with some of the hilarious lines they delivered.
Scully: Dating advice? From whom?
Mulder: Yours truly.
Scully: When was the last time you had a date?
Mulder: I´ll talk to you later.
Scully: The Blind leading the Blind.
Bwahaha, too good.
###
Scully: Oh my God, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile.
Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?
###
Mulder: Crazy people can be very persuasive.
Scully: Well, yes. I know that.
###
Scully: So did Boggs confess?
Mulder: No, it was five hours of Boggs "channeling." After three hours I asked him to summon up the soul of Jimi Hendrix and requested All Along the Watchtower. You know, the guy's been dead twenty years, but he still hasn't lost his edge.
LMAO!
###
(Re: the Lone Gunmen)
Scully: Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.
Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.
heh, did we swoon here or what? oh man, the crumbs we were given.
###
Scully: Snake handling - didn´t learn that in catechism class.
Mulder: That´s funny. I knew a couple of Catholic schoolgirls who were expert at it.
###
Scully: According to the briefing, the prisoners escaped while hiding in a laundry cart.
Mulder: I don't think the guards have been watching enough prison movies.
###
Mulder: Will you let me drive?
Scully: I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big Macho Man?
Mulder: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.
awww, this might be the cutest thing he's ever said to her.
###
Mulder: I once saw Elvis in a potatochip.
*snort*
###
Mulder (to Krycek): You´re an invertebrate scum sucker, whose moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry.
LMAO! Never let it be said that Mulder doesn't know how to insult.
###
Scully: Just know, that my last thought were of you and how I´d like to kill you.
(on the phone)
Mulder: I´m sorrry, who is this? LMAO!
###
Mulder: I'm not wearing any pants right now.
Scully: Hm?
###
Scully: Mulder, please just keep reminding him you were drugged.
Mulder: Will you stop that! Stop that.
Scully: It couldn't hurt.
Skinner: Scully? Mulder?
Mulder: I was drugged!
ROTFLMAO! I love Mulder.
###
Mulder: It's a conspiracy wrapped in a plot inside a governement agenda.
LMAO!
###
Mulder: Wow. Admit it, all you want to do is play house. Woman! Get back in here and make me a sandwich!
(Scully throws a rubber glove at him)
Mulder: Did I not make myself clear?
Hahaha, this is one of my favorite episodes, hands down. And later when she shows up with that green mask on her face and he like screams! LMAO!
###
(they see a body in two pieces)
Scully: So, should we arrest David Copperfield?
Mulder: Yes. But not for this.
LMAO!
###
Scully: Spontaneous Human Combustion.
Mulder: (in disbelief) Scully!
Scully: Well isn't that where you're going with this?
Mulder: "Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested Spontaneous Human Combustion".
ROTFLMAO!
###
Scully: Mulder, this is a needle in a haystack. These poor souls have been dead for 50 years. Let them rest in peace. Let sleeping dogs lie.
Mulder: Well I won't sit idly by while you hurl cliches at me. Preparation is the father of inspiration.
Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention.
Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Scully: Eat, sleep, and be merry for tomorrow we die.
Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for nonfat tofutti rice dreamsicle.
Hahahahaha...
###
Skinner: Agent Mulder, Mr. Federman will accompany you today to Christ's Church where he will act as an observer on this case. You will extend to him every courtesy and protection you would a friend of mine and a friend of the Bureau's. Agent Scully, I require your services here for the morning.
Mulder: Sir, have I pissed you off in a way that's more than normal?
Bwahaha.
Awww. :)
Bwahaha.